Am I intentionally making him look more like Oscar Isaac? The world way never know...
MIGUEL O’HARA aka SPIDER-MAN 2099 ↳ Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
Been really fun cleaning up your shocking mess, by the way.
I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are
learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
I would immediately ask him the stupidest questions. “Did you have toilets back then?” “Do you know what an oven is?” “Things must’ve been great before guns were invented, huh?”
The way Gwen and Miles both switch to some goofy ass deep voice when talking to their dads as Spider Woman/Man jsnsjdjkr
Some things about Allan:
- He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
- He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
- He also declares himself as “Ken’s buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
- He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
- He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
- He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
- He knows what NSYNC is
- He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
- There are no other Allan models
the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening
