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*cartoon piano falls on my head and I flatten like a pancake* YAOI!!!!1!1!1!11!!!!!!!1!

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📺 factsappreciator39 follow

did you guys hear about the time traveler that appeared in connecticut?? apparently it's something to do with stopping the end of the world but i'm skeptical..

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why is it that when something otherworldly appears it's always in the US?? you'll never hear about a UFO sighting in the serbian capital for example 😪

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🌊 lostinthevvaves

since we learned time travel is possible then we're probably doomed to send that guy back over and over. have none of you guys heard of a causality loop???

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ate 3 week old oysters from the fridge i thinfk a homo erectus (LOL) ancestor is thrying to colmmunicate with me;

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if time is defined by the progression of events or increase of entropy and you're completely frozen (to the point no bodily processes occur and every particle you're made of stops moving (i.e. your temperature is absolute zero)) but events and processes continue happening around you, when you wake up would you still be the age before you got frozen? or would it be relative to how others saw you even if you were essentially static

( 16 notes ) #physics #studyblr #quantum physics

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time traveler looks so find

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After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest