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@sophisticated-serial-killer

Where all your ships are absolutely killer

It’s taking me like 3-5 business days to do one task. Like I have to sit here for like a week thinking about one task that I want to do or need to do and one day it just clicks and I’m like okay it’s time to do that task I needed to do a week ago. It’s not even a hard task and I will learn nothing for the next time while my next task loads in my brain to be completed next week.

Since when did mobile games have in game audio ads?? I’m trying to listen to music while playing and suddenly my music goes quiet and this woman starts talking about better help.

I am but a simple hermit. Do not knock on my door. Don’t even step near my door. For the small beast (my dog) feels your approach. He knows not of what lies beyond the wall and is frightened. How dare you mock the small beast with your incessant propaganda sent by the masses (my Amazon package).

imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.

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A new Black Butler anime was just announced at the Crunchyroll panel at Anime Expo today. Announcing for a 2024 release produced by Cloverworks. Who is excited?! (Oh, btw it's a continuation after the Book of Atlantic, which premiered in theaters back in 2017)

Source: twitter.com

so you’re telling me a bunch of rich people went out to the middle of the ocean to find a boat that a bunch of rich people died on over a century ago

and the funniest thing that could’ve happened, happened?

Cottagecore Date Ideas

  1. County fairs
  2. Cloud gazing on a quilt on a warm summer day
  3. P e t t i n g Z o o
  4. Making jam together
  5. Picking wildflowers
  6. Visiting an apple orchard
  7. Picking a pumpkin from a pumpkin patch
  8. Moomin and Chill
  9. Picking up a local flower/gardening book and seeing who can spot the most plants from the book
  10. Binding your own scrapbook
  11. Making a quilt
  12. Feeding chipmunks/chickens/goats. Really, any animal you have on hand.
  13. A trip to the farmers’ market
  14. Baking!

underrated date ideas

  • thrift shopping
  • pumpkin carving
  • playing hide and seek in your home
  • drawing each other
  • nature walks
  • exploring abandoned buildings
  • local diners or shops
  • grave rubbing (respectfully)
  • home photography modelling
  • catch and release fireflies
  • see a local play
  • go to an animal shelter
  • visit an antique store
  • sit out and watch the thunderstorm
  • watch for bats after dark
  • tell ghost stories
  • build a blanket fort
  • paint together
  • pick wildflowers
  • forage for mushrooms
  • go grocery shopping after midnight
  • read books to eachother