Sophie 💕

why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better

THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

can we go further

astrology says my pussy is tight

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

ppl are reblogging this saying it is “such a straight fuckboy thing 2 say” so i would just like 2 announce….,,,…..,. im a girl

me whenever things get too Real™

KILL IT WITH FIRE

The Rock is a blessing and we don’t deserve him

…Wink!

help he’s so ugh.

fUCK.

jesus christ if i wake up to this every morning i dont think ill last very long

How focal length affects perspective.

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

This is seriously a life altering revelation

this is literally my thought process like all of the time