at times when hope is too big of a thing to have, curiosity (even clinical or small) is a very good placeholder
asking myself "why continue" & finding the answer is always, in some form, "i want to know what happens next", even if that want is tired or detached or outright morbid
I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.
Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?
I bet the koroks actually like being crucified
they're immortal forest spirits, it literally doesn't harm them. it's like enrichment to them
"Mr Hero, can you shoot me into space again? :3"
Imagine being Friend Bear and the embodiment of friendship in Care-a-Lot and some fuck named “Best” Friend Bear suddenly comes into town
i would turn into fucking Enemy Bear
I'm scheduled to be executed by tiring squad tomorrow. big group of socially outgoing guys with loud voices are gonna trap me in conversations and make me do tricks until I wear myself out, and then I will go to bed and sleep so soundly that I never wake up again
luv the rap in the sf6 menu thats like Im gonna fight and get so much stronger I play dhalsim his limbs are longer
giving cis men fashion advice: you should definitely grow your hair out longer and take estrogen king it will make to look so masculine and manly and shit *holding cat ears behind my back*
my cis male followers can feel free to come into my inbox for advice any time i have zero ulterior motives ^_^
i think if a cis guy comes to a trans girl unsolicited for advice they're probably hoping at least a little bit for us to tell them this
mirrors had a whole enemies to lovers arc with me as i transitioned
its monday. lets get on it cunts
Hi! I wrote a book about a twentysomething burnout henshin hero using their secret identity and homemade power suit to explore their gender and pay the bills through social media! Now I’m posting it online! You can read it at this link!
Synopsis:
When early-20s burnout Alice tries to track down the local Portland superheroine Sky Horizon, she finds out that the heroine's true identity is none other than her old classmate Oliver, another early-20s burnout who uses the transformation to volunteer and survives off his Patreon. As he sheepishly explains, he designed the suit after his favorite tokusatsu superhero shows like Kamen Rider or Power Rangers.
When the suit's design gets leaked, however, he'll have to fight in earnest to keep his creation out of unscrupulous hands, and confront parts of himself he didn't think he was strong enough to face.
A YA-ish superhero story about shame, about responsibility, about how loving an idea enough is all you need to make it real.
I update every Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday, and a little under half of the story is already published- give it a look!
ack oooguh help the wind keeps blowing me
blow on yr screen every couple seconds to simulate annoying an anime boy
i came up with this idea when i was very sleep deprived and i then spent like 30 minutes intermittently blowing on my screen. i was very entertained, at one point i laughed so hard i almost lost my voice. i figured that this was just a symptom of being very easily amused due to my condition but now that im awake again i see that this is easily the best post ive ever made. i have peaked, i will never post anything this good again. fffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffffffffff
we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST
and breadsticks are its BONES
ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins
its organs are CALZONES
LASAGNA plates its armored hide
and should the hero dare
you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung
with garlic angel hair
The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:
Feel free to add any favorites!
Playing The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog without having any context for who the characters are is such an emotional rollercoaster. 90% of my Sonic knowledge came from cultural osmosis and an anime I watched as a child, and now I'm being introduced to these characters at a birthday party and they're all insane. The lizard is a ninja who can read my mind, the cat is a princess from another dimension, and the bat just tried to rob me.
