Sophia_Forever!

at the con today nicole de boer was asked who was a better kisser: michael dorn or siddig. she said nana visitor. i literally started the clapping, i was clapping as she was still saying the words. i have no chill thank you nicole de boer

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

Hnnnnnnng why so hotttttt

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

Elephants crossing the street

Love the one on the end going “Thanks, that’s the last of us”

ok but like, you know they’ve probably seen humans do that after holding up traffic.

I honestly legitimately think that 100% was meant to be a “yes sorry we held you up we’re done now” signal, because they’ve seen humans do the same and they want to be polite.

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

I’ll tell you what, my lawyers and I are building a ROCK SOLID defense to all these fake indictments. We have so much evidence of voter fraud ready to go. Tons of it. Believe me, everybody in that courtroom is going to walk out knowing the 2020 election was RIGGED. It’s going to be amazing. We’re gonna impeach and remove Joe Biden in that courtroom, believe me. By the end of the trial the judge is going to declare me president.

It’s worth noting I thought of this post BEFORE the real Donald trump made this one

So yeah maybe it’s too realistic

Roll a D8 at the start of each session to see which planet you start on.

Make it a d9 and include Pluto.

@neotelenta make it a d10 and include the sun since there is no 9-sided platonic solid

I think to roll on a table with 9 options I would use two d3s. Which are also not platonic as far as I know

They kiss, often.

2d3 wouldn't work (I assume you're multiplying them?). You'd be unable to roll a 5 or 7 and 2s and 6s would be twice as likely as 1, 4, and 9.

1d10 and rerolling on a 10 is the only way to roll on a table with 9 options.

If you roll a 1 on the first die you roll another d3 on a table of Mercury, Venus, and Earth.

Basically, think of it as a d33, which boils down to 9 results that I think are equally likely. Someone who's better at math, tell me if I'm wrong.

Oh, no you're right! That would be d9 (denies deez nuts).

Percentage of Population With Excessive Drinking by US County

Excessive drinking is four or more drinks at one time for women and five or more for men, as well as eight or more drinks a week for women and fifteen or more for men.

@Wisconsin you okay?

Roll a D8 at the start of each session to see which planet you start on.

Make it a d9 and include Pluto.

@neotelenta make it a d10 and include the sun since there is no 9-sided platonic solid

I think to roll on a table with 9 options I would use two d3s. Which are also not platonic as far as I know

They kiss, often.

2d3 wouldn't work (I assume you're multiplying them?). You'd be unable to roll a 5 or 7 and 2s and 6s would be twice as likely as 1, 4, and 9.

1d10 and rerolling on a 10 is the only way to roll on a table with 9 options.

I'm on Facebook for the Star Trek memes

Fun facts of the day!

- State charges cannot be pardoned by the President of the United States. They have to be pardoned by the governor of the state in which the crime was committed

- the governor of Georgia does not have pardon power, that power was stripped in 1943 by the Georgia state legislature

- TV cameras are forbidden in federal court. TV cameras are permitted in state court. It’s already been stated that Donald Trump’s Georgia trial will be televised

- Donald Trump will be booked, processed, fingerprinted, and have his mug shot taken just like any other person who enters the Fulton country jail. They don’t believe in special treatment down there

- the Georgia RICO statue carries a 5 year mandatory minimum sentence which cannot be revoked by a judge

THE TIKTOK PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY MADE GONCHAROV!!!!!

"Goncharov started on tiktok"

this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten

A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.

Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.

yeah that fish is absolutely playing with that kid, if it really wanted to escape it would just dive into the reef in the center of the tank!

(Moorish Idols are reef fish and naturally will seek shelter in the nearest nook or cranny if they get scared.)

many people don’t realize this, but fish aren’t stupid animals! most of them are on par with mammals like mice and squirrels in terms of intelligence, and they absolutely do play.

I was at an aquarium a few years ago and decided to sketch a fish. It came up to me.

I decided to flip the book around and pressed it against the glass. Fish lost it

Swam away then came back with MORE FISH

to this day I love those little sketches and I really love how I got the fish to bring me it’s friends

Hi! Professional marine biologist and aquarist here- fish absolutely play, and not only that, can be trained.

I accidentally trained a fish once through playing.

Let me explain.

The small-time aquarium I worked at about 4 years ago had a decent sized female Sheephead. Sheephead are bright red with the males sporting a black head, and get big. I’m talking almost 1m long at full maturity (and may or may not transition from female to male depending on the number of males present). Point is, even though not fully matured, this Sheephead was a bit of a heavyweight in her kelp forest tank with a length of about 1ft making her the resident Biggest Dog In The Yard. And she absolutely knew it. She would bully her tankmates if she wanted to steal their food.

The thing about this Sheephead- let’s call her Red- is that she had one heck of a ‘tude. Red was known to splash aquarists whenever they fed the tank, and at almost a foot long with a wide tail, her splashes had quite a bit of heft and would soak you from the torso down. We were advised to bring a towel or two to protect ourselves from most of the drenching. When it was my go-around to feed Red’s tank, I was fairly new to the little facility, but I had been warned in advance of Red’s penchant for food thievery. I noticed she would follow my hand movements, so I slowly moved to drop her food in a far corner, and fed her tankmates directly from my hands or by tong if they were too deep. I always made sure Red had plenty to eat, but I didn’t want her to associate the food with bad behavior, so I treated her to a bit extra food whenever she didn’t steal food. One day, she made a beeline to the surface so fast that she did a small jump, her entire head breaching the water. She wasn’t bothering her tankmates or doing anything remotely dangerous- and full disclosure, it was cute seeing a fish jump for joy- so I laughed and gave her another piece of food.

Naturally, positive reinforcement led to her connecting the dots that jumping at the surface, even the tiny jumps she was doing, meant she got more food.

This started to become an everyday occurrence, whenever I was assigned to feed Red’s tank. She would jump, just enough for her head to pop out, then she’d wait patiently for me to give her the treat she CLEARLY earned. It even got to the point that she’d open her mouth and I’d drop the food right into those massive jaws- this was preferable to her Kenghis Khan-ing her way through a shower of chopped squid like the Tasmanian Devil, as there was less risk of her accidentally (or purposefully) biting a tankmate that got too close. Red became a polite eater for the first time.

It wasn’t until I noticed she followed me around outside of feeding time that I realized Red was playing with me.

I never got splashed by Red even once. My coworkers, however, received quite the dunking whenever it was their turn to feed the kelp tank.

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

Who even likes men in this economy????

hope people realize that it’s impossible to be normal about foundation. you’ve got soaking wet buff lee pace, a man who has two holograms each with their own custom mental trauma, a 20,000 year old genderfluid robot with impeccable taste AND trauma, a daughter who’s older than her mother, and three men who are the same man ruling an empire, one of which btw is lee pace. and he is naked. watch this show.

I think you're lowballing the amount of naked lee pace tbh

Finding this post after the 20 hour head start is terrifying.