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Poor Zuko

He just wanted to join the Gaang but now the blind girl is moving metal, the sweet watergirl is bending blood and the kid is talking to spirits

At least he can count on Sokka to be normal. Oh, where did you say that sword was from?

Yeah, that’s right, fucking outer space

I like to think Zuko was never told by anyone how Aang ended up still being a child and not 100yr old man, so he just sorta starts figuring it out by the bits and pieces of info he gets from Aang and the rest like

Aang: y'know what the hardest part of being born 100 years ago is?

Zuko, who just woke up after getting an arrow bonked against his head, seeing Aang is clearly twelve: ?????

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Aang: this is what monk gyatso always taught me

Zuko, having done extensive research on the air nomads, knowing this is impossible bc Gyatso died in the temple raids: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh-

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Sokka: yea and then Aang entered the spirit world for the very first time trying to save me

Zuko, who up until this point thought Aang time traveled through the spirit world somehow: .......... interesting.

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Actress Katara: it looks like someone stuck in an iceberg!

Actor Sokka: but who? Who is the boy in the iceberg?

Zuko, after only half paying attention: IT WAS AN ICEBERG???????

The funniest part of this is the suggestion that the play about Aang's silly exploits with his friends was literally titled The Boy in the Iceberg and Zuko needed it explained that Aang was the titular Boy in the Iceberg

This fits very nicely with the also totally Canon theory that Zuko has never learned Aang's name until AFTER he joins their group.