I wanna ride on a train that has like those rooms you stay and sleep in and just ride in it for a week like not even to visit a place make a train just go around so I can spend a week in a train I don’t know why that just would be dope
living with a cat rules. if i ever want to get meowed at all i need to do is walk into the kitchen
just walked into the kitchen and you'll never guess what happened
This cat looks like a guy
Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph
No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!
I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!
How do you piss with a hard on
If your dick curves or points down like this then you're fine
If your dick pops straight out like this then just give it a nudge down and you're fine
If your dick curves or points up like this then good luck and god speed my friend
Remembered this guide from the rage era, hope this helps (pretty sure C is impossible though, me and 4 guys tried peeing upside down in the scouts)
Get this post to 10k notes and I'll do C to the best of my ability
Please stop reblogging this
nothing but respect for MY flag :)
White Joe Biden’s House
this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am
The scientists studying me is definitely a sex thing though.






