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Resident Evil 4 Collector

@sonic06apologist / sonic06apologist.tumblr.com

The name's Tony, 30, ISTP, cis, he/they, white, moved from Chicago to LA, just trying to survive and take down capitalism. I post video games and just here for the laughs. I also stream games on twitch sometimes @ SuperGreenMario
Venmo: @supergreenmario

I wanna ride on a train that has like those rooms you stay and sleep in and just ride in it for a week like not even to visit a place make a train just go around so I can spend a week in a train I don’t know why that just would be dope

living with a cat rules. if i ever want to get meowed at all i need to do is walk into the kitchen

just walked into the kitchen and you'll never guess what happened

This cat looks like a guy

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Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph

Anonymous asked:

How do you piss with a hard on

If your dick curves or points down like this then you're fine

If your dick pops straight out like this then just give it a nudge down and you're fine

If your dick curves or points up like this then good luck and god speed my friend

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Remembered this guide from the rage era, hope this helps (pretty sure C is impossible though, me and 4 guys tried peeing upside down in the scouts)

Get this post to 10k notes and I'll do C to the best of my ability

Please stop reblogging this