LMAOOOO DISTORTION IS IN LOVE!!! point and laugh
stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
cries like a baby kicks legs flicks hair breaks down sobbing
i love them :(( they progressively got more cartoony
YOU REMEMBER WHEN THEY TORE DOWN THAT PARK WHERE YOU MET YOUR CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND. IT FEELS SO RECENT, BUT SO DISTANT. ITS A FOGGY MEMORY, AS IF YOU CANT REMEMBER WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE WITHOUT A THIN WHITE GRAIN OVER THE IMAGE.
THEY HAVENT REMOVED THE WOODCHIPS. YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THAT THEY TRIED TO. YOU CAME TO VISIT WITH A FISTFUL OF DANDELIONS FROM YOUR FRONT YARD, IN MEMORY OF THE EQUIPMENT THAT USED TO BE THERE. AS YOU WALKED TOWARDS IT, YOU SAW YELLOW CAUTION TAPE LINING THE CONCRETE RIM. ONE OF THE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WAS SITTING IN THE CENTER, HEAD IN HIS HANDS AS IF HE'D RECIEVED THE WORST NEWS OF HIS LIFE. THERE WERE PEOPLE IN UNIFORMS- YOU CANT REMEMBER IF THEY WERE POLICE, FIREFIGHTERS OR PARAMEDICS, TRYONG TO EASE HIM OFF OF THE WOODCHIPS, BUT EVEN WHEN THEY BROUGHT THE MEGAPHONE OUT, HE DIDNT SO MUCH AS FLINCH. IT WAS LIKE HE COULDNT HEAR THEM.
THE SECOND TIME THIS HAPPENED, IT WAS A TEENAGER, SOBBING IN THE CENTER. AS THE OFFICIALS YELLED FOR HIM TO GET OFF THE WOODCHIPS, YOU NOTICED TWO LARGE HOLES IN THE WOODCHIPS, THEY COULDNT HAVE BEEN ANY LESS THAT 5 OR SO FEET DEEP, AND THERE WERE HANDS IN EACH PIT, GRASPING AT THE WOODCHIPS ABOVE AND PULLIBG THEM IN. IT WAS THEN WHEN YOU NOTICED HOW HARD EVERYONE WAS AVOIDING THE WOODCHIPS. AS THEY LET THE TWO PEOPLE COVER THEMSELVES BACK UP WITH WOODCHIPS, TILL THERE WERE ONLY SPLINTER-FILLED FINGERS POKING UP, THEY JUST YELLED AND TRIED GETTING THE BOY OFF THE WOODCHIPS. YOU STOOD BACK AND WITNESSED IT ALL.
BUILDINGS AND SIDEWALKS HAVE BEEN BUILT NOW, ALL GREATLY AVOIDING THE CONCRETE-LINED WOODCHIPS.
THIS PARK IS NOW AN ARTEFACT OF THE LONELY, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE BURIED
Captain Wesker likes to make sure his STARS get an appropriate amount of exercise. How caring of him 😌💕
TMA AU where after his coma Jon can see tons of new colors and he's like "Oh my lord I can see so many new colors, this is proof I'm a monster, I'm like a fucking mantis shrimp". So then in the safe house era he admits this to Martin who's amazed and asks him what colors had changed. Queue Martin is fighting for his life not to lose his shit laughing when Jon looks back at him because how is he meant to explain that no, he's not a monster with the cool ability to see a bunch of new colors, the beholding just took away the color blindless he apparently had




