Hygion Mi Eldalië

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

this is lazlo, he’s got the snuffles and is really mad that nobody is patting him. he meowed his lil voice hoarse.

oh my god this poor weird cat

You’d be mad too if you sounded like Owen Wilson saying “wow”

im rediscovering apples and honestly i feel like the babadook from death note, theyre so good

The nana fool from death note fucking killed me. I am deceased.

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Never related to anything more

girls night

Are you fucking serious?

When one person mispronounces something, it’s a mistake. But when an entire group does it, it becomes a regional accent.

Gothic Pink (by Jordan Ek)

I’ve finally found the motivation to schedule an eye exam after... six years... because my friend saw a UFO last night but my vision wasn’t good enough to see it

Niko when you're rude to NB folk.

Talk shit get trapped in the gender zone.

(oh and believe me I haven't forgotten about himbo elf, these two new walkers feels like alot of love were put in them from backstory and even integration of powers and new takes at the colours. As a Vorthos you love to see it)

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

Genderfluid? Nonbinary? Become an ordained minister at a nondenominational church to change your legal honorific to "Reverend"

I can officiate weddings and that's a threat

We stan JiaHao😭

This tag made me tear up real tears it’s so evil.

“Babe are going to bed? How did you get under there???”

“Mreh!” >:(

“Oh, I’m sorry! G’night!”

Galarian birds

rolling into a sphere as a defense mechanism is underexploited

Yeah, but then they use you and your comrades for a game of lawn bowling, and now any reputation you have as rebels is diminished so much you have to start from scratch.

are you kidding me that’s a great way to collect information on your enemies as they speak freely and let their guard down

in fact I allow myself to be turned into a human croquet ball for espionage purposes all the time