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She/Her || I tend to pick a ship and ship it hard, even if it's trash

Here she is finally at last a decent image of Arthur's hellspawn and Guinevere's precious bby: Mordred!

Mordred was conceived without Arthur’s knowledge when Guinevere escaped from Camelot a year ago after the Holy War and (assuming) Arthur rebuilt Camelot in his dimension. Mordred was raised in a sheltered life in the hidden mist of Avalon with her mother and her aunt Morgan le Fay. She can be a bit naive and unfamiliar with the world outside of Avalon but Mordred is very attentive in general to compensate for her naïveté (for the most part) and humble at fault. Mordred has the power to rival Arthur, at her introduction it was shown as “unknown magic”, later in the story it would be revealed a fragment of Chaos as to how she obtained it through her mother Guinevere since her mother was made a Chaos’s proxy (a few friends on Discord know about it for the most part especially since I kinda rambled a bit about it and Chaos being a sentient entity). Once Mordred learns how to channel that power they would be able to gain entry to Camelot.

While Mordred plays the role of a major ally in 4KOA, she is also the one who would be the next chosen king to lead the 4KOA to Camelot to destroy it and stop Arthur while also establishing the Knights of the Round Table in Liones. (Since in the legend Mordred led a rebellion and the people follow him over Arthur? I would need to do a double-take on it.) Mordred would eventually learn and grow how to lead a rebellion, but she may/or may take the role of becoming a king. Mordred would be a close friend and confidant to Gawain since the other 4KOA have their own group and friends they trust, but Gawain doesn’t for the most part so I figured Mordred would be that friend. Of course, in the beginning, Gawain wouldn’t open up to Mordred and saw her as an optimistic naive brat but eventually enjoys her company and sees her as a younger sibling (plus magic learning buddies) Later in the story Mordred soon learns about Arthur being her father through Merlin, and that is when also Gawain learns both Merlin and Escanor are her biological parents (I won't hear otherwise it’s canon Escalin is canon). Aaaa sadly I can’t remember more of what I have planned for Mordred, but once I do I’ll drop it when I can. Enjoy my rambling! ^o^

Love the fact in relationships to Gueniver, she's her bby.

Meanwhile in relationship to Arthur she's a hellspawn.

TEAM TRISTAN

Okay I think I have my guess.

10 commandments are stronger than the 6 black knights

Tristan is stronger than 2 commandments combined.

So in theory, Tristan should win, or at least solidly hold his ground. Now there is the problem of weather or not he's willing to use his demon powers. That can defently makes things harder on him.

My thoughts on 109

PLEASE DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. PLEASE DON'T.

I believe there's a high chance Rosebank would fall for him. We are reading the everyone-has-a-love-interest manga after all.

Do I like it? No. But at this point I just kinda accept it like fate.

If I just say "PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR HIM ENOUGH" I'll manifest it into (out of?) existence!/j

PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR HIM! PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR HIM! ROSEBANK PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR HIM! PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR HIM! PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR PERCIVAL! PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR HIM! ROSEBANK PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR PERCIVAL! PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THE KNIGHT OF DEATH!

My thoughts on 109

PLEASE DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. PLEASE DON'T.

Percival wanna join Nasiens cause he knows Nasiens it's mad at him, he is tryin to make nasiens forget about the marriage fight 🧑‍🦯

Wait your right. THAT EXPLAINS THE FACE PERCIVAL MADE. I honestly just thought he was gay, or he wanted to help Nasiens out with his mini Percival's cause they technically don't count as helper drugs.

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Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.

i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.

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Oh my god, what if Mel being awful at cooking isn’t just a gag but has actually been foreshadowing this entire time

Because it’s been proven that the one thing that actually makes us human is eating cooked food. It’s been linked to an increase in brain size and everything.

So Meliodas being unable to cook food, no matter how much he tries, would be foreshadowing that he’s not human. Because humans are the only animals that cook and he’s not human.

And even further, after being exiled for 10 years, he’s been able to make his food LOOK good, but not TASTE good, paralelling that he’s keeping up the front of being human while non-human.

I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. 

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good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry.

Whole Foods carries it. If you don’t want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company. 

It’s the best chocolate I’ve ever had and it’s 100% slave free. Tony’s Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They’re good people who make good chocolate.

Taza chocolate is really good 

This is super important! Slave child labor is used in many many cocoa farms from big name companies like Nestle and Dove. Here is a good link discussing it: http://www.foodispower.org/slavery-chocolate/ .

 And here is an easy score card to see who the worst offenders are/who to avoid most: https://www.greenamerica.org/end-child-labor-cocoa/chocolate-scorecard 

Lancelot in an apron (sobbing because it looks like a tanktop to me but im tired as shit rn)

Before anyone says ‘’why would he have tan skin?’’, ‘’hes a whole new character’’ or some shit, in the real world lance WOULD have tan skin because lancelot travels a lot for missions so he’s in the sun A LOT so he would definitely have tanned skin.

also the height and fangs are based off his father, ban, because since ban has fangs and he’s tall, lancelot would get those genes y’know