I'm tired!

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ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]

part two will be in the reblog!

[image descriptions: the condesce addresses Kanaya, Rose, John, and Roxy, saying, "hey everyone, it's pride!" she holds up her trident. "you know what that means!" her trident and the Pisces symbol on her bodysuit are now rainbow striped, and she says while smirking, "forgetting about our war crimes because we have a rainbow logo now!" / end ID.

text source: scpwiki on twitter]

happy pride, everybody!

[image description 1/3: Karako is sad. he says, "why do I have to speak? why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?"

ID 2: Charun, crosses their arms disapprovingly and says, "minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room?"

ID 3: Cirava is clutching their eye in pain, and Elwurd says to them, "hey. don't cry. 144 Ibuprofen capsules in this bottle." Cirava smiles. / end IDs]

I've had this set in my drafts for a while now. I haven't been able to make anything else for today because depression is a bitch, so here's this! happy homestuck day, folks.

happy valentine's day, enjoy these cursed e-cards!

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ID 1/6: Elwurd bites her nail and says, "let's lesbian together!" the background is the community lesbian pride flag.

ID 2/6: Tagora stands in front of the queer man flag and says, "let's gayy together!" (sic).

ID 3/6: Tegiri does a Jojo pose and says, "ur my waifu".

ID 4/6: in her dungeon, Lynera says, "I am happy to see you but that really is a knife in my pocket".

ID 5/6: Lanque wears a flower crown and smiles, saying "fuck u".

ID 6/6: at the movie theater, Polypa smiles reassuringly and says, "I would kill for you... for free". / end IDs.]

haha, Lynera said a dick joke.

[ID 1/2: Azdaja and MC are in front of a volcano with a big spider in it. Azdaja says, "Santa is on strike due to global warming." MC is wearing a Santa hat and looks pissed. an arrow points from the word Santa to MC. Azdaja is now in an aircraft with Konyyl. Azdaja says, "all presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas tiger." Konyyl holds a wrapped gift and says, "milk and cookies may not be sufficient". the two are now in an apartment. Konyyl says, "MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN!" Azdaja replies, "yes good". Konyyl continues, "AND EAT THE BAD ONES!" Azdaja says, "wait no". Konyyl says, "EAT THEM!" and lunges as Azdaja shouts, "Sasha no!" / end ID 1.

ID 2: Zebruh sits in a movie theater. he says, disgusted, "honestly can't believe they're making a Christmas movie called the Grincharov. they should just leave classics alone." /end ID.

text sources: fallcaeser, thefingerfuckingfema, and nega-torie on tumblr.]

🎵 it's beginning to look a lot like Iceland 🎶

happy holidays, folks! I hope Sasha was merciful to y'all!

[bonus ID: Sasha the Christmas tiger eats Zebruh. / end ID]

okay you cannot tell me that Zebruh would not be an overly cynical film critic on youtube.

[ID: Rose narrates, "a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was." Jade thinks for a moment before saying, "like the northern lights?" Rose continues, "I'm simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis." Jade is grinning wide and repeats, "menorah borealis". / end ID

text source: witchofdunwich on tumblr]

happy Hanukkah, y'all!

[ID: Lanque, wearing a flower crown, excitedly says, "I'm going to get more lashes today". Daraya describes this as "repentant catholics in the 14th century be like". Lanque, still smiling, replies, "delete this off my blog". / end ID.

text sources: sexytasha1 and zzzanzzz on tumblr]

does anybody else remember the horrible histories skit about this?

[ID: Elwurd says, as if role-playing, "*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*". Joey replies, "you mean, skin?" Elwurd says, "what an absolutely terrifying addition to my post." *Elwurd does finger guns* "thank you." / end of ID.

text sources: evilbritney, sounddesignerjeans, and wombuttress on tumblr.]

*takes off skin*

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! I live for this day! here's MC in costume; they're dressed as a social (media) butterfly! fitting, right? I actually drew this last year, but I've only now worked up the courage to post it! I hope y'all like it, this my first time ever posting any drawing I've made!

the symbols on the wings were made by eldritchdraaks on tumblr! link here: https://at.tumblr.com/somnambulant-snowball/logos-you-might-find-on-alternia/laa8f8nv5rmq

Thank you @clowngirlhonkers and everyone who got me to 2000 reblogs!

okay tumblr said that part for me but I think it's too funny to leave out! of course the important person to get me to the 2000th reblog and get automatically publicly credited has a name like that. I love this fandom. thanks y'all!

[ID: Polypa walks by a haunted house and says, "as a martial artist, I could never do extreme haunted houses, which kinda sucks." the scene flashes to her in Nihkee's dungeon, being attacked by a bloody bear. Polypa continues, "I would definitely accidentally punch someone as a reflex if they grabbed me." she is now in front of a carousel. she says, disappointed, "I'll stick to the lame ones I do every year" / end ID.

text source: Iam Julian on youtube under a HannahTheHorrible video.]

please don't go to mckamey manor or anything like it. there's nothing good about it. cheap scares from a cheap haunt are better than expensive therapy and paying to get traumatized. there is a difference between spooky and traumatic. please be reasonable.

[ID: Aradia and Fozzer pose together in a spooky field. Aradia says, "Spooky season is upon us and it is important to know the differences between different kinds of resting places!!!" Aradia is now among very large bones. she says, "CEMETERIES are unconsecretated and not affiliated with a specific church!" Fozzer says from the clown church building, "GRAVEYARDS are consecrated grounds located within a church yard!" Aradia goes to a foggy burial ground and says, "BURYING GROUNDS are graveyards in new england!" Fozzer is now in a hole in the ground with a skeleton poking out, which is not what a catacomb is. Fozzer says, "CATACOMBS are underground burial places!" Aradia is even more off location. she is in Jane's house, with John's taxidermied body. Aradia says, startled, "MAUSOLEUMS are above ground buildings that house human remains in caskets or urns!" this does not typically include taxidermy. Fozzer is back in his favorite field, saying, "all kinds of burial grounds are valid! all kinds of burial grounds can be spooky! all kinds of burial grounds can be wandered about in dense fog while wearing all-black Gothic Revival attire and quoting Romantic poetry!" Aradia, in her ghost form and in front of a spooky mansion, says, "do not limit yourself to cemeteries! haunt all kinds of burial grounds!" / end ID.

text source: zeldahime on tumblr]

I can confirm that they're spitting facts, but can any of y'all confirm the new england thing specifically? that's the one thing I'm not sure of (google wasn't helping).

by the way, if anybody wants to learn more about burial and funerary stuff, Ask a Mortician on youtube is a great source!