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worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

I genuinely know hundreds of things

The duality of the word fairy

I think there's also a Z-axis that goes from "twee and harmless" to "you've been turned into an equal volume of spiders".

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

Did you just know this

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

“how’s that going for you?”

losing my fucking mind over this subreddit

best pickup line of our generation

finally a descriptor for whatever the fuck american animation studios have been doing for years

as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...

real

oh so THIS is wehat they mean when they talk about nuclear family

This motherfucker is hideous.

I’ll kill you

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

Sorry I haven't replied I forgot I'm a person

#I didn't realize this was an age thing and not the animaniacs are coming after you thing (via @spacebras)

I didn't stretch and Yakko Warner personally beat me with a sack full of hammers