blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

A knight and her maiden ;)

I miss Caliand jester should uhhhh be her roommate you feel me

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Critical Role Campaign 2 Ship Names Ranked

Judgement is personal, completely arbitrary, and final.

Widomauk: Smooth blending of half of each name into 1 word. Sounds nice. Good, solid ship naming standard. 7/10

Fjolly: Sounds like folly which is great because these two are disasters. The J looks weird in the middle of the name tho. 8/10

Widojest: Supercontrasting implications becaude of the depressing meaning of the word “widow” and the happy meaning of “jest”. Very indicative of their relationship. 9/10

Clayleb: PERFECT flow. These two names were clearly meant to be mushed together in in this way and fandom has followed through. 10/10

Fjester: Sounds like “fester” which brings to mind gangrene and rotten things. Gross. 1/10.

Fjorester: Sounds nice out loud and blends together really well into something that sounds like the word “forester” when you ignore the J, but looks absolutely nothing like it sounds. No Fjord ship on this list is allowed a perfect score by virtue of that goddamn J screwing everything up. 7/10

Beauyasha: U just. Took Beau’s name and Yasha’s name and put them next to each other. And expected that to be sufficient. Garbage effort. Yasha has 2 syllables in her name at least try to make a functional word. 2/10

Beaujester: See the above. 2/10

Beaukeg: Did u realize that Beau’s name can also be multi-syllablic??? 2/10

Beaurekeg: Well at least u tried. The flow is pretty bad tho. 4/10

Lavorregard: Amazing! Showstopping! Coined by Liam O'Brien himself! Smushes the two names together perfectly so they sound like a word that is meant to exist on it’s own while still clearly being a combination of the two names! Other Beau ship names take notes!!! 11/10

Caster: Great mix of the two names into an actual word that exemplifies both characters. Way too generic to be used at all ever. 5/10

Widofjord: Once again Fjord’s name ruins everything it touches because it’s one syllable long and involves a J where it has absolutely no right to be. Someone find this boy a surname. Sounds good at least. 6/10

Lavjord/Lavorred/Lavjored/etc: Horrible but witty and somewhat accurate pun. A terrible use of ship nameing power. Simultaneously -20/10 and 100000/10 good job.

some soft clayleb  uwu

caleb is too deep in his studies to notice so someone’s in for a BIG surprise

Added some color to those sketches from Thursday and formatted it a bit better! I still love octo!Frumpkin a lot.

ship names

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

#not with that attitude you can’t

We’re two trans women struggling to keep our heads above water. Another month has rolled around and we still don’t have the money for rent or survival. My health has been improving recently (I can walk to the doctor and back without collapsing now, which is a major milestone for me!) and I hope to be able to look for work again soon but until then we need help to stay in our home and buy food, electricity, and hot water. For the month, to cover everything, we need about £1400.

If you are able to help, my paypal is paypal.me/whenyoutried

Reblogs are appreciated. Thank you.

£510 left to go :)

£400 to go!

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

Doodling Keyleth on and off the last couple of days 🌸🌿🌺🍃

Coloured in a sketch of college student Mollymauk.  Idek kids, there’s some colour? 

Will my trashy Widomauk heart ever die?

So, there’s a fake dating singer/songwriter au that is gonna rock your world and I drew Mollymauk and Caleb from it. It’s called Starsong. Go read it stat @matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll is a gift of a writer.

English language cat confirmed for much more annoying “meow” than adorable cat singing in Portugese

Edit 7/12/15: In honor of this post reaching 200,000 notes, Hattie now has her own blog at hattiecattie! 

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Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see it’s like again.

Reblog to give urself the power of productive days. Ignore to still get the power of productive days because you have seen this post it will bless you and your mind anyway. But just know ur a lil shit for not sharing the power of productive days with your pals.

GIVE ME THE POWER PLZ

look I feel like caduceus was super thin and bony when the m9 found him because he was like alone in that graveyard with very little sense of time passing and he probably just? forgot to eat some days? but now he is with this group and he has to FEED THEM because they are HELPLESS so now he eats more regularly so what I’m saying is: soft firbolg belly

Tattoo artist Jester

do you ever read a fanfic that’s just SO well written that you JUST