I need someone who can fuck hard and talk deep.
strengths and weaknesses of the signs
aries: strength- clever, can figure out pretty much anything handed to them. weakness- can lack sympathy for others
taurus: strength- creative, easily inspired. weakness- sensitive, avoids responsibility.
gemini: strength- gives good advice, keeps secrets. weakness- slightly childish, takes jokes too far.
cancer: strength- wise beyond their years, appreciates nature. weakness- gets jealous easily.
leo: strength- protective of who they love, passionate. weakness- over thinks, runs away from their problems.
virgo: strength- good at making friends, great at art. weakness- falls in and out of love often.
libra: strength- brave, natural leaders. weakness- bad temper, intimidating.
scorpio: strength- really fucking funny, the person you go to for good music. weakness- tends to isolate themselves.
sagittarius: strength- mysterious, the kind of person everyone dreams about. weakness- pretends to be someone they’re not, usually insecure.
capricorn: strength- calm in stressful situations. weakness- procrastination, scared of being left out.
aquarius: strength- alluring, very persuasive. weakness- big diva.
pisces: strength- take charge kind of person, actual genius. weakness- a secretive devil sometimes, can be mean when stressed.
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
I will most definitely wake you up at 4am for sex I don’t even care
I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.
i think we all wanted to grow up to be ferris but we ended up becoming cameron instead
I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america.
*logs onto tumblr* looks like its time to
me: hoe don’t do it me: *lets all of my happiness depend completely on someone i know i’ll eventually lose* me: oh my god
I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING
RATS ARE ADORABLE OK

