put that old man in a situation
This is my old man. The situation?
He conpfy.
FUCK yes everybody go home this post is about him now
My old man
He had knee surgery last week
he is DONUT thank you for sharing
“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
glennisthemenace-deactivated202
why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,
Same creature
To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question
are you mad at me
Yes
Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher
Item: Big Wizard Hat
@imaginationshow care to, ah, toss your hat into the ring? ;)
Cute baby hat you’ve got there!
Holy shit yeah that’s a hat
@gildedpin cone…snail??
Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."
Behold
A chicken
[image: a lemon.]
Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.
No, you were her double. You were Sabé. Oh. I was Sabé. Okay.
Most oddly named town in each US state.
i love small towns in America.
transbijedi
like to slap maine’s bald head reblog to slap maine’s bald head
Fries Virginia isn’t pronounced how you think it is, and don’t ask them where to get French Fries, they don’t like it.
We were not meant to last forever. There is no peace in eternity.
its really bizarre that (at least in some areas?) its illegal to provide water to someone without water service (like, in this case, the neighbor didnt pay his water bill, got shut off, the guy hooked up his water from his, even tho hes still paying for th e water. i feel like...if you paid for the water you should be able to do whatever u want with it!). the logic is that it removes the incentive for people to pay their outstanding water bill but like. come on dude