SomethingTrainLover

a story about letters.

originally posted on twitter here

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[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

( @lollinpop )

Good post.

Donald Duck finally gets some goddamn recognition around here.

Also do you guys really think that paypig post is real? Anyone can edit their PayPal balance via developer tools, I made this fake screenshot a month ago.

Doesn’t hurt to reblog this. Worst that can happen is I don’t get any of that $50000000 bajillion dollars

-flashes a picture of my biweekly paystub- no way it works….

endless evidence that peter parker is most interesting as a former teen superhero defending and dispensing advice to current teen superheroes

Peter Parker, by near all accounts, was the ORIGINAL teen superhero so seeing him age like this so perfectly is phenomenal and I hope all the kids listen to him because he’s so relatable.

Seriously. Team Iron Man and Team Cap America can suck it I’m Team Spider-Man.

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

Just to put some context into this:

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

So I posted this on Twitter:

And then when I refreshed the page:

now that adventure time is over lets all remember the best post

this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise

Children will come here and tell tales OF ME

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

“NAFTER NOON!”

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

This is money cat, share within 3min for money to come your way!

this is the type of content im tryna see on my dashboard

if golf and football switched commentators 😂

I just lost 3 years of my life

UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD

This would immesurably improve both sports.

cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

An unbelievable power play

Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe:

1 bottle of ur fav Gatorade or Juice of your choice

A splash of ur fav energy drink (optional)

Luster dust (cake decorating kind) to preferred shimmer

A cool bottle

Combine to become a wizard instantly

These are great for cons for hyrdrating while on “brand”

*chugs this shit down while running* STAMINA POTION LETS GO

Legend has it that he was bitten by a radioactive pair of Timbs

Well I’ll be

I hate yall so much