When the whole squad looks good

Cinderella transformation dress for the cosplay contest at G6!

THIS IS AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL!!!

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

Caitlyn Siehl, This is Not a Love Poem

this is my favorite line of poetry of all time

Bird lands on a page about itself.

“das me”

When you’re sleepy and someone won’t stop talking to you…

@dogtofu

no no its not mood swings its emotional parkour

[finds the most unavailable person] 

[points] that one i want that one 

scientific research has recently indicated that i spend an avg of 90% of my life on the verge of tears