Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
just seen someone criticize the divine comedy by saying that it's not relatable which is of course incommensurably stupid because relatability should never be the only criterion through which one can judge the validity and quality of a piece of work &c but also. just because you tedious unimaginative losers have never been on a journey to hell and purgatory with your long dead favorite writer doesn't mean others haven't. happened to me
WHO PUT THIS IN THE TAGS
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
my girlfriend is able to take like a 20-min nap and bounce back with full energy. idk how she does that. when i lie down i wake up 12 years later in a hospital bed i rip the IV out of my arm and stumble into the hallway the whole building is littered with bodies, i make my way back to my house but my wife and children are long gone
“Hey.”
Eddie looks up from the inventory sheet he’s bent over (the new shipment of records isn’t going to record itself – Christ, that was awful, Henderson is contagious) to see his coworker Kyle poking his head into the back room.
“Someone left something for you at the counter.”
“Who?” Eddie asks, brows furrowed.
Most everyone in town seems to have let the murder accusations drop (embarrassed enough by their own fanatical reactions that they’d much rather forget the whole thing), but a few people still treat him like a felon walking free; it doesn’t hurt to be cautious.
“Uh, real normie-looking guy. Gives you a ride sometimes.”
Eddie blinks. “Steve?”
“Yeah, sure.” Kyle shrugs. “Says you left it in his car.”
Whatever Eddie is expecting to see when he follows Kyle back out to the front counter of the music shop, a brown bag lunch isn’t it. He most certainly hadn’t left that in Steve’s car this morning.
Steve hadn’t even given him a ride that morning.
But it’s got his name on it, sure enough, in Steve’s weirdly neat handwriting. The asshole even drew a little heart next to it.
“What’s your favorite color?”
“My what?”
“Your favorite color, sweetheart.” Eddie Munson fondly rolled his eyes before he lifted them to look at the side of Steve Harrington’s face. “We’ve all got one, so what’s yours?”
Steve Harrington is pretty. It’s easy to admit. He’s got the whole All-American vibe down. But there’s also a softness there that Eddie hadn’t expected, something he’s only become more aware of since he started to hang around the younger man more.
Steve shrugged, a loose roll of his shoulders, and then had the bottle of beer he’d been nursing all night pressed back to his bottom lip. He doesn’t take a sip though, just holds it there. Eddie knows that Steve can drink, had seen him push past all sorts of different keg records back in high school. Obliterated them, in fact. Only being beat out by (and may he rest in peace) Billy Hargrove. But he’s caught onto this more. Noticed that there are just some days where… Steve doesn’t.
Steve sat the bottle down without taking a sip.
Cute bear takes a single biscuit no vandalization opens the door and leaves calmly.
Nothing could have prepared me for that guys evil laugh
figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever
for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:
https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]
remove the [brackets] when using it!
mods are asleep, share hacks that make the site usable against its will
im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind
But now that you know that, you can change. Doesn't have to be today, or tomorrow, or even a year from now, but until you're six feet under it's never too late to live your life the way you want to
not to be pedantic but it annoys me so much when people talk abt how chatgpt is "lying" or "making things up". or esp when people say it "refuses to admit" to lying. like girl that is a toaster oven
"it REFUSED TO ADMIT that it LIED to me" it is a line of code generating letters in the most algorithmically probable order
I feel like Trees should have a thing like the others.
Like Water does floods
Fire does... well... fires.
Wind does tornados and hurricanes an shit like that
Earth should be able to like... sprout trees at random, can you imagine the chaos?
"Yeah, a forest just sprouted in New York, causing millions in property damage, darnit Earth. What will your whacky ass do next?"
I feel like trees should be able to do more than just hang out and make oxygen. They should be allowed to be menaces too.
See now. I KNEW someone would mention earthquakes
But that's dirt doing a shimmy, I mean NATURE. Like trees, plants, flora! like a sycamore erupting from beneath the empire state building like FUCK YEAH I'M A TREE. An now you have more trees!
If it helps, trees can absolutely sprout under a city and cause epic damage, it just takes a while. Tree roots are relentless and if the tree itself is healthy they can take down houses, cause substance and all sorts. Some evidence that they talk to each other too but I have done bugger all research on that so take that with a pinch of salt.
So they could absolutely take out buildings and possibly coordinate the attack too. Or at least...gossip about it I guess.
Also they are great at ground water control.
Love trees :D
SEE THAT DOES HELP, I'd like it to be a mass immediate sprouting like full sized trees just erupt beneath a city an cause chaos but the fact that they do it rly slowly is both charming and relatable.
U may not be able to sow chaos today, but keep making progress. You will someday achieve your goals!