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@somethingimnot

25, trans dyke, really have no idea what's going on
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ghostcrows

The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she's just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she's Peggy that's just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they're like ok fine I guess

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ghostcrows

Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in "happy", because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can't go around tellin people you're "gay" for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down

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imwiremother

you’re in a clown car with a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy

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pjackk

THe best part abour being able to have jetback boostars on my body is i can go anywere quicklyconsiderinf i can fly so the problwm is i run on diesel & i have to siphon it from other trucks onthe way there so if i want to have fun in a crazy spot i have to make tons of amokes in the air and giant black clouds which might be fine for the 🌎 world but lots of the time it kills birds wixh is OK considering its able for me to eat them when they fall and im tryinf to fuep my jetpack on the groubd by sucking up tje desal with my tubes I bring with me,i drink like a straw & anyways the big problem: The liberal "Loonie toonz" that run this shit country trying to take away my diesalpowertrucks make it fewer and until theres no more left so how do i power my jet pack? Its going to be harder for me in the future it means i will have to start gently fellating big hairy country boys that run the gases and diesals stations all around the world and make them feel so good and turn the way they moan and sweat and the smells of there body will make me go wild. Well its not a bad thing but lets get real the "Toms and Jerry's" that run this country are well in it for the power and dont give a fuck about the epople who live here since the "Sjw tweetie birds" of the 🌍 world are stopping everyone from getting a bite to eat and a place to call my home im just so siuck of it and guess what there using "Soler Panel/s" to direct control waves directly to your mind to make U get this feeling in youre crotch that just doesnt go away until U develop a liquid in your pants it works on machines it works on animals it works on humen its not very plesant until the part where you feel really good! Fucking cowardly bitches that rule this planet: I Will Do About It🦾