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once more into the breach

@somethingcleveriii

ok. let's try again hi. I'm Sean. PNW USA. 35 nerdy, kinky, weird , poly, depressingly optimistic. say hi
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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

Source: youtube.com

not to yearn publicly but anyone who holds my jaw while fucking me and telling me how good I feel ????? oh my god