A jedi like those before me
Happy May the fourth <3

A jedi like those before me
Happy May the fourth <3
The comraderie
When your kitty wants to be an outdoor cat but you live in a second floor apartment
rapunzel 2.0
im emotional rn
I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
And that time he thought he could take down a waterbender, while surrounded by snow and ice, at night, during a full moon.
“Here for a rematch?”
I swear, Zuko is like a dog with no concept of his actual size compared to others.
Guys I found it. The best comment to ever be on one of my posts.
dogs are so pure
this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole
i love this dog
this is a german fencing manual from the 1450 …
im not fluent in early new high german but im sure it translates to something like “finish your opponent by growing multiple tentacles”
>FATALITY<
now that your opponent has dropped his weapon, THE FUN BEGINS.
This is courtship, not combat. In the spring, German knights grow their brightly-coloured plumage to show they are ready to mate. Judging by their dance, they are assessing each other’s suitability as a partner.
So my little brother works at Sandia Labs, which he loves; he’s a physicist and engineer, and good at it. He just got hired a few months ago, and is like bottom of the clearance level totem pole, but.
Apparently the lab loaned a seismometer to a missile test site, who broke it.
So they gave it back to the lab with an apology, and the lab went “welp fuck guess we’ll buy a new one”
“Wait a minute,” my brother says. “I think I got this.”
He proceeded to google up the user manual for the model, take it apart, clean it, and put it back together.
It now works flawlessly and his bosses think he’s a goddamned genius because he just saved them 20k with four minutes of google searching.
He specifically works as an engineer in their super-computing research division; he did his master’s on quantum computing technology.
What I’m saying is that he LITERALLY works in an office full of nuclear physicists, engineers, and rocket scientists and he impressed them by knowing how to google a product number.
I’m dying, as a mechanical engineering intern this is entirely my life. I fixed a machine worth 175k by sitting down, actually reading the manual, and disconnecting and reconnecting two wires that were in the wrong place. Smart people can be dumb.
He even told them what he did.
“I googled up the user manual.”
“You can DO that???? YOU ARE BRILLIANT.”
“….you know what, yes. You are correct. I am. Raise my pay grade please.”
The moral of this story is that don’t sell your own skills short, kids, knowing how to google shit is a marketable skill.
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People don’t know they can do this?
How many?
Lots.
