welcome to my personal pile of garbage

3ds hungry feed it ten million pirated games

i eat emails for breakfast

I’m Brazilian and my strongest memory relating to a roundabout was when me and my family were walking near my grandparent’s house. My little brother asked what the circle in the ground was and my dad explained the concept of a roundabout, “you’re supposed to go around it, so the road is more organized, look, there’s a car coming, you’ll see how it works” and that car just. Fucking ran over it. Dude just went forward like the road was straight. We never saw anyone do that again and I’m still not over it

fuck papa louie and his stupid fucking burgeria. ive been THE ONLY COOK IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN BUILDING for 3 WEEKS. and JUST NOW, AT RANK 14, they call me “sandwich builder”. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? I AM THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS SINKING SHIP OF A FAST FOOD PLACE. COOK YOUR OWN FUCKING BURGERS PAPA EAT MY ASSHOLE

There is something so comforting about buying secondhand. None of the anxiety of scratching your shiny new toy, or tearing your fresh new shirt. Life slips into it like a hand into a glove. Magic.

Additionally there's something so delightful about repairing second hand things. If it doesn't work out then it's not a big deal but when it works there's that satisfaction of giving new life to something that was trash.

i love how castles are like, a fairytale staple and princesses live in them now. those were military installations do you think in 4000 years the irradiated mice that inherit our world will tell stories about princesses living on aircraft carriers

u,m. dont hurt me

rb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate

Shhhhhhhh. I'm still using those tabs. I know I haven't looked at that recipe in more than two weeks. I'll get to it eventually.

hey girl are you a worm because

goddammit. i hit post too early

hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

no it wouldn't that's nothing

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

hey girl. fish

the only thing in our new apartment so far

What else do u need

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

i have some too

I'm so horny i could fuck an octorok

Behold! My latest Bad Keyboard, the ShiftKeyBoard!

It's got nine buttons, and an 8-way gear shifter. You simply shift into different gears to select which sub-keyboard to use. Surprisingly easy to use, in fact.

Here's the layout I used:

Two more things:

1. the numbers under each gear position image are an implementation detail for the gearshifter I used, which I had on my guide image to help me code it.

2. the funniest thing I discovered is that you have to shift into neutral before reprogramming the keyboard or it wouldn't work right. I kept leaving it in first gear which caused problems, where it would only recognize 1 and 4th gear.

But does it have a clutch?

not yet

california girls we’re inconsolable

dreams of doom the visions wont stop

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I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

those six little words every girl wants to hear

feel free to put your regional accent/dialect (if you know it) or generally where you live/grew up (i HOPE you know that) in the tags ^-^

Ah this one. When I'm talking slowly or I'm angry or trying to sound smart I use two syllables but I naturally say it with one. So if there is a secret third option I would pick that