new pride flag where every stripe is the sex stripe
pete wentz i am in ur brain: you will play 27 tonight you will play 27 tonight you will play 27 tonight you will play 27 tonight you will play 27 tonight you will play
HE LISTENED TO ME!!!! THEY PLAYED 27!!!!!!
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition
genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
how could they possibly have predicted this
I literally can't stop watching these
The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???
Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious
Too Online For Regular Friendships IRL, But Not Online Enough For Discord Friend Groups
Anonymous asked:
What's your jacking off technique
ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me
MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER
ON IT BOSS *changes from my regular t shirt into an identical t shirt that just has the word COCK on it*