I think arts funding should be infinite and easily available to everyone. I think 13 year olds who only draw anime should receive funding to buy giant sets of copic markers and shitty local punk bands should receive funding for instruments and practice spaces and performance artists should receive funding for their weird and nonsensical projects
every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes
some bands require nuance however. while it would be wonderful to have a lizard wizard in my house my doors are never open to royalty so i do not want to see king gizzard. similarly i would love to have a few gecs in my home maybe a dozen. but 100 is just too many
Elephants have learned highway robbery
it's called your voice, and you can use it to say things like "uhuh" and "eeeuuuughgh"
baby tutorial
intro to phonetics
i love when a hockey player scores and then immediately t-poses by the boards like I Am Waiting For My Prize (Hugs And Affection From Tha Boys) Now
coming of age checklist:
✔️get gay and/or trans
✔️ realize the “shitty” music you listened to as a preteen is good, actually
✔️unlearn gov propaganda
✔️ think a lot bout starting an lgbt subsistence based commune with friends
Do reblog if you answer, I need a large test group. 
How the hell are y’all NOT getting bats?!?? I mean, I live in a medium sized city, not in the woods or anything and these are just the ones I have pictures of, like damn. How tf? I get like, 2-3 bats a year and that’s just the adults.
Op lives in Gotham
Never a bat, but the other day a bird burst through my ceiling and flew around my room while I was working. It was very distressing-- for both me and the bird.
English added by me :)
No one has made me feel better about my stimming than the restaurant worker who saw me bouncing on my feet while deciding what to order and excitedly said “oh GIRL you have the DANCER SPIRIT!” with the excitement of someone telling me that I was the chosen one of a prophecy
So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.
this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked
i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth”
