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back to my regular (un)scheduled shitposting

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Current obsession: Jack Rose from just dance 2023. also eurovision | They/Them (??) | aro ace agender 💚💜 | My ask box is open, so ask me stuff and feel free to request drawings! | 2nd blog @somerandomdutchartist | Autistic & can see auras | I'm in a shit-ton of fandoms. My main fandoms are Hetalia ~ Creepypasta ~ The Witcher ~ The Umbrella Academy ~ Marvel ~ Good Omens ~ Sanders Sides ~ FNAF |
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This pride month, remember that straight trans and genderqueer people, straight arospecs, straight acespecs, straight intersex people, and all other straight queer people are valuable members of the queer community, and being straight does not make them any less queer. Straight and queer are not mutually exclusive categories. Stop treating them as such.

“Not even close, baby, Technoblade never dies! Technoblade never dies! Never question me again, Chat! I don’t care how many mobs ambush me, I don’t care if they’re a whole Wither army, I don’t care if twelve Withers spawn in my location, I’m incapable of death! Iron armour, no helmet, doesn’t matter! I do not die! I DO NOT DIE! Heh… Heh… Not once. Not once, Chat! I do not die! “Luck”?! Yeah, I AM pretty lucky because I was born Technoblade, incapable of death! The Immortal! Thank you very much!”

— Technoblade, Dream SMP

copper my beloved

rose gold, brass, bronze, what cant she do

beautiful base colour, beautiful patina, and it mixes to make beautiful alloys. 10/10 best metal.

she also makes up so much of your wiring, she’s a working gal too.

what CANT she do

Don’t forget about the most beautiful blue made by copper sulfate!!

my absolute FAVOURITE comments on this post are ones like this.

where they just add on something ELSE that copper does. it’s great.

When you need to work in an atmosphere where a stray spark could cause an explosion, you switch out your steel tools for copper alloys since it conducts heat much better and thus won’t spark easy.

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So when Tumblr user @mono-red-menace​ hypes up copper, it’s a 60k-note banger, but when I, Ea-nasir,

Your copper ingots weren’t pure copper, Ea-nasir!! They were fraudulent and bad, and you should feel bad!!!

thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she'll almost fully participate in the conversation--politely watching who's talking, saying something approx the same length & tone of what her parents are saying, occasionally using a questioning cadence & looking at someone specific for an answer, laughing when they laugh--doing everything except actually using any recognizable language

this baby also once tipped me a granola bar at work. she'd been watching everyone in line very closely & when it was her parent's turn, at exactly the right point in the transaction for a tip, she pickpocketed her mom's granola bar & shoved it in the tip har

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Babies are like mockingbirds -- they mimic what they see. Children, in general, are mockingbirds. They give back what they are given. This is why it's absolute garbage to baby-talk to babies. Just... talk to them like people.

When you see a child being encouraging or when you see them being cruel, the words they say are the words someone said to them.

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Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

Love the implication here that the one ring would have little to no effect on Bugs

To be fair, it’s canonically established in Lord of the Rings that Tom Bombadil, an inexplicable magical trickster, is unaffected by the ring, and the only reason they don’t give the job to him is because Tom Bombadil is a silly little man who’s easily distracted and just wants to spend time with his hot wife.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, loves nothing more than fucking over self-important dickheads, and is also an inexplicable magical trickster, so he would in fact be perfect for this mission.

The One Ring may not tempt Bugs, but he’d have other problems with the mission: he’d get lost halfway there (”I knew I should’ve made a left turn at Albuquerque”) and get distracted enough to hand the One RIng to Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam as a prank, only for it to be stolen by Daffy Duck, leading to an ever-increasing number of characters on an increasingly-destructive chase across Middle Earth as everyone keeps stealing it from each other, (Bugs would definitely pull the “evil volcano inspector” gag to get into Mordor, and he’d then immediately turn around and pose as a customs agent stopping whoever currently has the ring at the border and relieving them of it as “contraband”) culminating in an all-out brawl at Mount Doom.  Bugs manages to reclaim the ring one last time as everyone else is busy fighting each other, only for Daffy to come out of nowhere and grab it out of his hands.  Laughing maniacally, Daffy doesn’t realize that his victory dance has taken him right off the edge off a cliff - until Bugs points it out, at which point gravity reasserts itself, and Daffy and the ring both plunge to the fiery depths below

The length of the series is the same either way, the only difference being how much stress Frodo gets pit through