I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
Don’t do this to me
my brother in christ you made the post
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)
Always reblog cat parade
Scar! Help me brother!
Long. Live. The king.
sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont
reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals
brennan’s revenge against player fuckery (emily and ally’s shenanigans to be specific) has been both been bird themed. brennan you are not beating the bird guy allegations
Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.
This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.
I will always reblog this.
“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm
Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’
Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.
[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.
Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.
Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”
Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”
Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]
I was about to reblog this, and then I saw the picture and I got the joke, in that order.
like this is just what a normal D&D session is like
If I hadn’t seen this caption I literally would never have gotten the joke. This is just a perfect representation of a normal D&D session.
With 7 players? This is going incredibly well.
druid:Bard,you can’t join a cult
Bard:Do you want to join with me?
Druid:……
Druid:Absolutely
Rogue who is actually the only voice of reason in our party:nO!
DAY 15
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
You can only reblog this 12 times a year
Make the most of that
Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.
I’m scheduling this for every month
IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH
THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF
*slams reblog button*
Welp it’s that day again
Do people just have this queued or something`??
how the hell do this posts always show up on the right day
How is it that its exactly the 15th!?
trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ
hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.
Likes to charge, reblogs to cast
If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
✨🦠⚗️🌿♋🧪✨DONT GET THAT CHEMO CHARLES✨🧪♋🌿⚗️🦠✨
rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
This animation without the filter because it fucked with the framerate for some reason (this isn't the intended look otherwise, but bleh)
EDIT: YES I KNOW YOU THINK THIS WAS FROM A MOVIE, PLEASE SAY SOMETHING ELSE, ITS EVEN WATERMARKED
