“hey boss i’m afraid our vape shop isn’t annoying enough”
“i’ve got just the thing”

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“hey boss i’m afraid our vape shop isn’t annoying enough”
“i’ve got just the thing”
the jeans….. the hair…. the poses…. i feel like i absolutely have met every girl in this photo before and they were all named lindsey
They’re ALL wearing Chacos and I’m pretty sure the redhead on the far left is named Meagan
hi a little PSA in advance of NEDA week:
you were not cured of your eating disorder by the gym, donuts, cupcakes, your desire for an ass/boobs/hips, oatmeal, your friends, pasta, your boyfriend, yoga, or your parents. tumblr did not cure you. the instagram community did not cure you. not even your therapist or dietician cured you–you did that. don’t give credit for your victory to anyone else.
this makes me feel like i’m sitting somewhere like a stairwell or bathroom outside of a christmas party i’m not really feeling and while i thought coming here might be fun and good for me it’s just made me realize how isolated i really am from people
this shit will give you an existential crisis.
This is fucking art
romanticise buying things off my wishlist
Normalize donating to my paypal
destroy the idea that I don’t deserve free shit
Me, voting for Hillary. Not today, Satan. Not today.
This is one of my favorite wiki articles- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anasyrma
“This is a form of exhibitionism found in religion or artwork, rather than a display for arousal, and it always refers to the act of a woman exposing herself. The act of lifting up one’s skirt to display the genitals can be an apotropaic device; it can, in circumstances of war, evoke the fear of the enemy.”
and
“Pliny the Elder wrote that a menstruating woman who uncovers her body can scare away hailstorms, whirlwinds and lightning. If she strips naked and walks around the field, caterpillars, worms and beetles fall off the ears of corn. Even when not menstruating, she can lull a storm out at sea by stripping.”
PUSSY GRABS BACK
What are you supposed to do? Like in general?
self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru
No
slurp
i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless
hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u