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meladoodle

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels
me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but... okay
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brain: remember kyle xy
me: i didn't even watch that show, but yeah
brain: yeah
me: why'd you remind me of it
brain: yeah