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if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

In a way Goncharov (1973) really is the greatest gangster movie ever made. There are thousands of people dreaming up their own versions of this movie. With more plot threads than could ever actually fit into a 2 hour movie. No actual film could ever compare to the imagination of a million strangers and that's weirdly beautiful.

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily

to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.

americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me

1. They all have the same haircut, almost everybody in law enforcement and the military have the same haircut due to regulations.

2. They all wear the same shoes. Same boots, and same overpolished dress shoes.

3. They act different. Shifty eyed and always on their own.

4. They’re kinda really bad at their jobs. I’ve encountered plenty of “undercover” cops outside of bars that ask questions no regular person in their right mind would ever ask. “How are you getting home?” “Who did you come here with tonight?”

5. America is a police state on a budget. Most officers are poorly trained, fbi agents require a 4 year degree (I think), but lord knows how much training they actually get. And the dumb kids from your high school always become cops.

It’s always the dense as a brick kid, with something to prove that becomes a cop. The kid that mouth-breathed and couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time.

Their shirts are never form fitting so they can conceal a weapon and cuffs.

Always look at the watch, it’ll be expensive but in neutral tones (uniform standards strike again).

They will always sit where they can see their target and the nearest exit.

They will have a partner who is less obvious but wil point a recording device (phone or camera) at you. Check elevated positions, it gives them the clearest view to track you and keep an eye on their partner at the same time.

One time when i lived in phoenix, I was driving home through residential streets from Panda Express on April 20th and there was a 40something year old white man standing quite literally in the MIDDLE of the fucking road wearing a brand new straight from the store weed jersey (jersey #420 with a big pot leaf), a wornout old raiders hat, regular-fit straight leg jeans, and cop shoes. This man proceeded to try to wave me down to stop since I was driving slowly (again, residential neighborhood) and as he did so fully yelled “You buying bro? You buying? 420 bro 420 you buying?”

I almost choked laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop myself from just yelling “NO THANK YOU OFFICER” as i drove by him.

for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good

shoutout to the two “undercover cops” who were at my school to monitor the student body for a week, acting like “substitute assistants” and literally all of the kids immediately recognised them as cops and everyone would address them only as “officer” which annoyed the hell out of them because “we aren’t cops” like sir you literally have your badge in your back pocket and a taser what fucking substitute assistant would have an actual police badge and a whole ass taser??

Just a casual reminder that this is what secret police are. Like, this is the literal definition. Police who are (badly or otherwise) pretending to not be police.

i know this has eight billion notes already but i love sharing these images

This thread reminds me of this story lol

random american citizens r better @ spotting “undercover” cops than the cops r

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily

to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.

americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me

1. They all have the same haircut, almost everybody in law enforcement and the military have the same haircut due to regulations.

2. They all wear the same shoes. Same boots, and same overpolished dress shoes.

3. They act different. Shifty eyed and always on their own.

4. They’re kinda really bad at their jobs. I’ve encountered plenty of “undercover” cops outside of bars that ask questions no regular person in their right mind would ever ask. “How are you getting home?” “Who did you come here with tonight?”

5. America is a police state on a budget. Most officers are poorly trained, fbi agents require a 4 year degree (I think), but lord knows how much training they actually get. And the dumb kids from your high school always become cops.

It’s always the dense as a brick kid, with something to prove that becomes a cop. The kid that mouth-breathed and couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time.

Their shirts are never form fitting so they can conceal a weapon and cuffs.

Always look at the watch, it’ll be expensive but in neutral tones (uniform standards strike again).

They will always sit where they can see their target and the nearest exit.

They will have a partner who is less obvious but wil point a recording device (phone or camera) at you. Check elevated positions, it gives them the clearest view to track you and keep an eye on their partner at the same time.

One time when i lived in phoenix, I was driving home through residential streets from Panda Express on April 20th and there was a 40something year old white man standing quite literally in the MIDDLE of the fucking road wearing a brand new straight from the store weed jersey (jersey #420 with a big pot leaf), a wornout old raiders hat, regular-fit straight leg jeans, and cop shoes. This man proceeded to try to wave me down to stop since I was driving slowly (again, residential neighborhood) and as he did so fully yelled “You buying bro? You buying? 420 bro 420 you buying?”

I almost choked laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop myself from just yelling “NO THANK YOU OFFICER” as i drove by him.

for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good

shoutout to the two “undercover cops” who were at my school to monitor the student body for a week, acting like “substitute assistants” and literally all of the kids immediately recognised them as cops and everyone would address them only as “officer” which annoyed the hell out of them because “we aren’t cops” like sir you literally have your badge in your back pocket and a taser what fucking substitute assistant would have an actual police badge and a whole ass taser??

Just a casual reminder that this is what secret police are. Like, this is the literal definition. Police who are (badly or otherwise) pretending to not be police.

i know this has eight billion notes already but i love sharing these images

This thread reminds me of this story lol

random american citizens r better @ spotting “undercover” cops than the cops r

It makes me so sad seeing all those fancy breeds that are basically very unhealthy and unhappy pigeons :( poor babies

There are plenty of fancy breeds that are perfectly healthy and absolutely beautiful!

Classic Old Frill (avoid Modern Frills, as their beak is too short, but classics are amazing little birds!)

Lucerne pigeons

Frillback pigeons (make sure the muffs are a decent length, but most have grouse muffs!)

Archangels

Smerles

Felegyhazer pigeons

Old Dutch capuchines

Garden fantails

And so, so many more! If you want a pigeon that doesn’t look like your standard homer that’s still healthy, there are many options out there for you!

i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities 

Fun fact! Haunted bathtubs are an example of coevolution with haunted houses! As houses became more elaborate, haunted water fixtures changed to match the opulence. As such, the haunted hut and its symbiotic counterpart, the haunted well, gradually changed into the more inviting haunted estate with the haunted tub now being an internal parasite instead of an external one. You are correct, more haunted houses SHOULD have haunted clawfoot bathtubs because they promote the health of the house and indicate a functional paranormal ecosystem.

this website is so utterly detached from reality i love it

I just imagined a haunted house as a full on ecosystem that needs each haunted piece in order to function as a whole. So if one spirit is exorcised then the whole system goes nuts and eventually ceases to operate. Meaning that once an exorcism takes place the entire house suddenly gets 10x worse till balance is restored.

“Listen, ma’am, we can’t just exorcise this one poltergeist, this is a load bearing poltergeist, ok? We remove this one, we may as well rip out the whole damn ectosystem.”

#velvet highbacked armchairs live at the top of the predatory chair hierarchy despite being pack poltergeists much like their haunted kitchenware counterparts #apex poltergeists such as haunted beds and chaise lounges and dining tables strongly dislike being moved

Haunted lamps flicker in alluring ways to attract mates. They typically lay only one or two bulbs at a time and guard them fiercely due to both their fragility and small numbers. A bulb eventually hatches into a spooky Halloween nightlight. This process has never been witnessed, and thus is not very well understood. The nightlights are entirely dependent on their outlets, and must still rely on the protection of their parents to survive. Only until they grow into their juvenile state, table lamps, can they leave their parents to explore their surroundings and find their first lampshade. Like hermit crabs, lamps must replace their shades periodically as they reach their adult state, the floor lamp.

Elaborate haunted carpets and bloodthirsty Persian rugs may seem like scavenging bottom feeders, and technically they are, but if stomped on or run upon they have been known to take down a full grown adult with ease.

Demonic doors are obviously capable locking/unlocking, jamming/releasing at will but their hinges only squeak when they are asleep so you only have to worry about the doors when it’s quiet.

i want what they have

what, blood? what is this post

relatable and sexy is what it is but you can go home if you’re not having fun

what...is the relatable part?

their gender. next question

i'm beginning to think y'all are misusing that

oh so now the hannibal rp blog is gonna preach to us

at least our ship is canon (on both sides)

miss girl a ship war? in twenty twenty one? LITERALLY what are you doing here

hey. hey anyone smoke we

hmmm

​world heritage post speedrun

Thats not a heritage post, that was a living fossil that got carried to the surface from some dark crevice of the ocean by some random current

i posted this last december

World Hostage Situation

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

This one?:

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

here u go 

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

this is one of my favorites for sure

Back when this site truly was lawless.

November 5, 2021 - Y'all know why. My job is done, I can log off now.

Just joking. This would be very rude of me.

So it's been a year since Castiel was sent to Turbohell. November 5th, 2020 caused a warp in reality as, little did we know, it only kept getting worse. Instead of dying down as most shows that come to end and living up to the "there'll be peace when you are done" theme, Supernatural continues to prove that there is no peace. None. There's only chaos.

For a little nostalgic trip, have a look at this post by @spn-season-16-chronicles which lists all of the batshit events starting Nov 5, 2020. To see the times Supernatural has trended since, check out this and this post.*

The fandom has been celebrating for the third day in a row [x] [x] while various Supernatural-related tags continue to trend on Twitter and Spn memes take over other unrelated trends [x].

Happy November 5 everyone 💜

destiel + tumblr tags bonus:

The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…

Some things that might help you with NaNoWriMo this year:

Now that National Novel Writing Month is upon us, we’re faced with the daunting task of writing 50,000 words by the end of the month. Here are some things to do/keep in mind to make the daunting task a little less daunting.

Wedding Release necropsy

This is the wedding release baby that passed away just after arriving, prompting the angry, heart broken post back in August.

Graphic photos under the cut of what happens way too often to wedding release pigeons.

This was an even more heart breaking necropsy than they usually are.

This child suffered an exceptionally cruel death for a wedding’s aesthetic.

He was purchased too young to possibly have been trained to find his way back.

Even trained birds can’t avoid getting hawk struck, but this child was tossed into the air with out even *that* much effort put into ensuring his survival.

For reference, this bird was 9 weeks old.

It takes two weeks for a baby to lose THAT much weight.

Meaning this child was 7 weeks old when he was tossed at this wedding.

7 weeks is all of two weeks into a homer baby even beginning to be capable of flight.

He was hit by a car.

And then he starved to death.

By the time he found his way to help, it was too late to save him.

His organs were necrotic and failing.

I dearly hope these graphic records of this little peep’s death make people think twice about celebrating their union by abandoning a white domestic animal to this kind of hideous end.

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You know in a stealth game when you fuck up and trigger a screamer mob or something? Humans are like that in real life. The last thing you want is a bunch of creative assholes with thumbs coming after you.

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

Perfect tags

Hey, so first and foremost I just wanted to thank everyone who helped make it possible for me to have a roof over my head. My paycheck was not enough and it would never have been possible without all your reblogs and donations. I don’t want to make this post an entire novel but my mom was diagnosed with terminal bone cancer, and 3 months later my dad died unexpectedly from respiratory failure. Mom lost her battle 5 months later to the day. Neither owned a home or had life insurance, so I had to grow up really quick and figure things out. Then Covid happened and my job closed down, and then thankfully I found a new one not too long after. Then someone rear ended me going 50mph, totaling my car and breaking my leg. Then 3 nights ago, I was told that I had to move because I was renting a room from my friends mom, and she needed to move her mother with dementia in because her facility was too expensive. I had 2 days to figure everything out and because of you I was able to.

I hate to ask for help again and feel so guilty, but I spent literally every penny I had to move in. I literally don’t even have $5 for gas. I will need to extend my rental at least another week, which is cheaper than ubering. My job also requires my phone because we have to verify ourselves with text messages to access all our systems. I’ll also need gas for the next two weeks, and hopefully some food (and a set of sheets for my bed, I slept on a towel last night on the mattress). I don’t want this to come off as ungrateful, because having a roof was priority and it wouldn’t have even been possible without help. I’m just asking for a little more help for two weeks to get back on my feet if possible.

If youre in the position to help my PayPal is paypal.me/jpd05, and if not reblogs are always appreciated!! If Zelle is easier for you feel free to message me and I’ll give you my info. I’ll need about $450 to extend the rental, pay my phone bill, get gas, some cheap sheets, and hopefully some food if possible. I’ll update this post as I can. Thank you for your time!

$0/$450

MISHA: DON'T UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY LIKE THAT????

Jensen: moans..

Dom mode activated, your sub is shaking

Hee

oh he.. OMG HE!!!

with spooky season approaching i would like to once again gently remind the rpc that

día de los muertos/the day of the dead isn’t Mexican Halloween and shouldn’t be treated as such