we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies
@pvrrhadve oh do continue
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if you nut in the game you nut in real life
Like, as a general rule, or me specifically?
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I bet space marine sweat smells so bad
It would definitely smell different. No idea if it would be bad, but space marine bodies definitely have altered bacterial and pH content when compared to a human, so there'd be a tangible olfactory difference, just like there are with different species of animal. Their breath and body odor would also be different.
Canonically they fucking STINK from a normal human's point of view, as confirmed by the Rememberancer and best character in the Horus Heresy Ignase Karkasy.
Space Marine halitosis may in fact be one of their most lethal natural weapons
tee hee hee [lays in barrow nook]
Dear diary,
Torbjorn is soooooo handsome, I just love the way he says "kren sosaal"! I wish I was brave enough to tell him, but whenever I see those glowing blue eyes and that handsome mottled grey chin, I just freeze up. I'm so frustrated, I almost HOPE someone comes and raids the barrow so I can beat them to death...
I'm fed up with how Hrefna the Storm-Weaver thinks she can boss us all around. Nirn to Hrefna, the dragons died out thousands of years ago, the only thing you're a priest of is silly masks! She does know how to sing, though, I'll give her that.
Idea! If I can get Hrefna to teach me how to sing, maybe I can sing something marvellous and make Torbjorn notice me! I'll have to play it cool, as if I'm just singing to myself while I stack the wheels of cheese, at a convenient moment when he just happens to be coming by... Or I could hide his big Draugr Death Overlord helmet to make sure he comes by. I don't want to get stabbed again, though... What do I do?!
thinking about how the Iliad opens with Chryses unsuccessfully supplicating Agamemnon for the return of his living daughter, and ends with Priam successfully supplicating Achilles for the return of his dead son. and if we're willing to read Iphigenia into the Iliad (which Thomas Nelson convincingly argues we should be), this means we have Chryses begging for the return of his daughter from a man who has murdered his own daughter, and Priam begging for the return of his dead son from a man who is, for all intents and purposes, another man's dead son
need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"
your brain is unfathomably colossal
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need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"
your brain is unfathomably colossal
Marvel Voices: X-Men #1 - "Cryo-Therapy" (2023)
written by Jay Jurden art by Wilton Santos, Oren Junior, & Andrew Dalhouse
Wizard: Kill them with kindness.
Cleric: That’s very nice of you, Wizard!
Paladin: Not really.
Paladin: “Kindness” is what they named their arcane focus.
According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
sheds a single tear
every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years