rae

its a cold and its a broken tumblr cum poll

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)

always reblog 

I LOVE THEM

dogs are so pure

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

Raccoons should have guns I think

they will

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

A beach in Maldives awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars.

Same. (via matsuda98)

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

when people try to get me to socialize

been trying to find this video for years

THE DOG

The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)

always reblog 

I LOVE THEM

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

yes

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

please just watch this

“It’s one second.” I said “It can’t possible be that great.” I was wrong.

NYEM

I turned the sound on and laughed so hard it hurt

that NYEM was his soul leaving his body

please just watch this

“It’s one second.” I said “It can’t possible be that great.” I was wrong.

NYEM

I turned the sound on and laughed so hard it hurt

‘What kind of overalls does Mario wear?’

Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

Bottle rocket under ice

rad 

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

How would it even stay lit though?

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

Don’t you dare apologize for science