c.k. williams, from "heracles" / anne carson, from h of h playbook
tiktok be like "if you as a haggard 19 year old simply get botox and a face lift and a nose job and lip injections you won't need monthly filler rounds at the ancient decrepit senior age of 30 because your facial muscles will die from being regularly injected with a toxic poison" and the girls are like yeah this is feminist women's empowerment
"ponytail facelifts are a great option for women under 35" okay how about die immediately. killing and murdering and violence 😃
banned from writing scholarship about euripidean tragedy after referring to medea killing her children and flying off in a dragon chariot as a "category 5 girl moment"
before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT
after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy
this was printed on ancient paper that bordered parchment in a house I did repairs in and it scared me
#jennifer coolidge was right, these gays were trying to murder us
please
The wizard council banned summon ketamine ape for a reason
Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I'm so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home
i LOVE watching clips from high school productions on youtube. geeky high school thespians are my favorite people on this earth
leading lady who’s been taking voice lessons since she was 7 vs leading man who got the role because he showed up. girl in chorus who is 100% convinced she could be on broadway right now if she had the right connections (she could not). autistic girl who is clearly the most talented one in the cast but the director definitely thought she was too weird to believably play the female lead. gay teenage boy trying to play a ladies’ man. jock who auditioned as a joke but got in and now his mom won’t let him quit so he’s ready to kill himself at any moment. this is the funniest combination of people you will ever see in your life.
male characters are at their most relatable when they have a weakness for insane women
when a man in a work of fiction looks at a woman with heart eyes as she carries out atrocities. when he looks a little scared a little horny. when he aids and abets. when he enables her in her killing and maiming and execution of violent revenge or whatever. i get very barbie as the princess and the pauper i'm a girl like you.mp3 about it
hell yeah brother
“I never ask you for anything, not to feel the way I felt…” Tess Servopoulos + Joel Miller in S1E02 of The Last Of Us (HBO)
superhelldeactivated
when i say lmao i don't mean laughing my ass off or whatever bullshit. i literally mean lmao.
Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that
lovingpoet
love is attained through embarrassing yourself by asking for it instead
heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)