My Queen.

I do love Dolly.

Here in Tennessee, Dolly has an organisation called The Imagination Library. It donates books that she chooses every month to EVERY CHILD born in Tennessee from the day they’re born until they turn five. TWELVE BOOKS A YEAR FOR FIVE YEARS EVERY CHILD! Thank you, Dolly Parton!

IT TOOK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT FOUR DAYS TO PUT IT OUT

Dolly Parton is financially backing research into a vaccine for Covid-19.

I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

*Snort*

@princessjellyfishie

if anybody like me a) lol’d and b) wanted to get my hands on that book series, here’s the link

This is magically what I’m looking for right now.

Hi Legendary Books, I’ll take one of everything.

Happy to oblige!

https://underrealm.net/books

<3

I literally don’t have the space for any more physical books, but I’ve downloaded every Underrealm book on Kindle. I read The Alchemist’s Touch specifically because of this post and I seriously can’t recommend the Underrealm books enough. they are absolutely fantastic.

I don’t really read anymore, not like i used to. And of i get a masters this year like i am planning to then that isn’t going to change. But hell yes I’m going to go and buy these books because THIS is exactly the kind of thing that i want to support!

YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

One day I will have a job and a bank account and I will have money from the job in the bank account and I will use some of the money to purchase these books

HEY TUMBLR

You’ve always been wonderful to me, twisted little hellsite though you be. Now check this out.

A Cloak of Red is on sale for $0.99 today

Do you like wizards? Do you like girlfriends?

Do you like WIZARD GIRLFRIENDS?

(Of course you fucking do)

Stick your entire face into a fantasy adventure where two kickass lesbians of color magic the shit out of every asshole they see

Support a queer disabled author

And do it for a buck.

A BUCK

And this is INTERNATIONAL

Send this sucker up the bestseller charts

A bunch of people out there don’t think books like this can ever be successful.

Fucken prove them wrong, babes.

I made this into a video:

Hey, we’ve now got some pride shirts if that’s your thing:

You can choose your role: KNIGHT, RANGER, THIEF, or WIZARD, and every one comes with iconography drawn from our books.

And then we created shirts for every queer identity we could think of:

Bi Knight? Got you covered. Trans Thief? You’re in there. Pan Wizard? Yup. Agender Ranger? Absolutely.

And if we missed your identity or your flag, just message me. I’ll get it added ASAP.

Half of all profits go to our designer, an awesome local queer dude.

The other half go towards editing, covers, and production of future queer books by queer authors.

Check’em out, babes!

Another good fantasy book to read is Emperor’s Edge by Lindsey Buroker! The main character is a badass female and while her world is dominated by males she doesn’t let that stop her. She kicks ass and is the boss

Lindsay is a fellow indie author and an absolute wonder. I’ve enjoyed every book of hers I’ve ever read, and she’s a delight to speak to.

As far as it goes for indie authors with kickass queer books, everyone should check out Dreadnought and Sovereign by April Daniels. They are two books in a trilogy about a trans girl who becomes a superhero and obtains her dream body through weirdly magical means. They are great books and I love my feral trans daughter Danny.

Oh also she kicks terfs in the face. If that doesn’t sell it I don’t know what will.

April Daniels’ books are the single most captivating books I’ve read this year. I sat down in my chair intending to start Dreadnought and then I stayed up till 3AM to read it in one sitting. 

ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE, go read it.

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

This is actually brilliant!

PLEASE HELP US NOT BECOME HOMELESS !!!

my girlfriend and i need help!! we’re a disabled trans person and a queer black woman, and we don’t want to beg but we’re desperate! my girlfriend’s work hours were cut due to covid and we’ve fallen so far behind that, unless some more money comes our way, we won’t be able to make this month’s rent.

we’re both mentally ill, autistic abuse survivors! we’ve both been homeless before, and we can’t do it again…

WE NEED $400 BEFORE 6/24.

if u donate i will do art commissions for u, send u nudes, or both!!! i cannot emphasize enough how desperate we are.

please reblog even if you can’t donate… ANYTHING helps

sherlock is gay: irrefutable proof

so while i was snooping around 221b (and by that i mean psychoanalysing sherlock based on the books he owns) i found something really fucking interesting.

i recognised the picture that is partially concealed behind the blue crystal. it’s a picture of harry houdini, but not just any picture. they didn’t just choosy ANY picture, they chose THIS one

here’s a close-up for comparison.

that’s right. a buff harry houdini, wearing nothing but a loincloth. but I’m not done. if you look at the close-up, you can see that the picture appears to be pretty flimsy, given the way it’s warped. you can also see that along the left edge there’s a little margin of white. that’s printer paper. like, i want you to consider Sherlock Holmes FINDING this image, PUTTING it in a word file, PRINTING it, CUTTING it OUT, and STICKING it to the WALL above the DESK where he WORKS. SHERLOCK HOLMES is a GAY MAN i will FIGHT

as far as I’m concerned, this is Definitive Proof and i’m overjoyed

@quietlyprim @witch-lock @loudest-subtext-in-tv @emilociraptor @skulls-and-tea @the-7-percent-solution @culverton @57-circlesofhell @inevitably-johnlocked @kinklock

I LOVE THIS FANDOM CJXJDJRJRI

Ha!

i love this so much, Martin is laughing in the background because Benedict overacted his line in this particular shoot

it wasn’t rehearsed like that so it caught him completely off guard

and i’m not sure who’s facial expression i love more

perfection

This scene always makes me laugh.

ok but to add on to that post

“to capture the narrative aspect of the original stories, the best way Sherlock Holmes can be adapted to film is fake-documentary-style with Watson holding the shaky camera”

good yes

but consider the episodic nature of how the original stories were first published, in one of the most universal means of entertainment of that day, often utilizing mild cliffhangers and building mystery over time with lurid themes

so what i mean to say, is,

dr watson would be a youtuber 100%

“KILLER GHOST DOG???????????????? 😱😱😱😱😱😱 BASKERVILLE VAYCAY PART 2″

“hey guys remember to please like and subscribe!!!”

“SUPER DANGEROUS 99.99% ILLEGAL DRUG FAIL💀💀 - (we almost died)”

“STORY TIME - MY STAG NIGHT 🍻 (GONE SEXUAL🍆💦)”

I am HERE to defend the lgbt community

Femmes when they see a Butch roll up her sleeves, run her hands through her hair or check her watch:

Butches when they see a Femme check her makeup, flip her hair or bite her lip:

some girls are sunsets and some are dandelions. some girls are mountains and some are beaches. some girls are 8am and some are 3pm and some are 1am. some girls are boulders and some are smooth river stones. some girls are fireworks and some are clouds and some are stars and some are soil and some are tornadoes and some are ice and some are warm sand between your toes. all are beautiful

universe. i am ready to fall in love with a woman. universe i am ready to have a wife and give her handwritten letters and plant kisses on her cheeks and see her in my sweaters universe are you listening universe DON’T HANG UP ON M-

it's 1811 and my friend just asked me to lace her corset, not knowing I secretly have a crush on her

stay panic

Butches, obviously???

I just taught a girl how to hit a nerve to paralyze a guy…. so I’m feeling confident…

Umbrella Academy and MCU crossover idea

Diego knows Peter, like maybe literally ran into him a week after he was bitten. Helped him some. At first, it’s because Diego wants a Robin to his Batman, but then he can’t help see that Peter really wants to help and though he’s not as fierce, that he has a gentleness, he helps Peter learn a few tricks here and there about being a vigilante. Now imagine some awesome imagery:  Diego is a bit jealous that Peter’s billionaire philanthropist dad actually cares about Peter as a person and not the hero he could be. 

Stephen and Tony adopt Peter’s older brother Diego because reasons. 

Tony meets Klaus and he cries a bit for him and with him and wants to protect him cos he’s sees himself. Klaus’ facial hair is also on point tho

When Peter hears that Grace was hurt, knowing how much she meant to Diego he asks Tony to fix her. Guys…Tony and machines! Machines who raised him, who kept him from being lonely.  Imagine Grace waking up and Tony asking: What’s your purpose? Grace: To take care of my children. To make sure they are well looked after, fed, and well. To love them. To know they are loved I know they don’t all know that but Diego knows Grace loves him, okay? Tony gives her all the upgrades and a better system so she can have a bit more free will.

Stephen and Five actually getting along intellectually and cos Stephen has time traveled before??? Plus Tony and Stephen each have their own fancy coffee machines with the best imported coffee???? Five is in caffeine heaven???

Pepper, Happy, and Rhodey convince Vonya that being the ‘normal’ one isn’t a bad thing. 

Umbrella Academy and MCU crossover idea

Diego knows Peter, like maybe literally ran into him a week after he was bitten. Helped him some. At first, it’s because Diego wants a Robin to his Batman, but then he can’t help see that Peter really wants to help and though he’s not as fierce, that he has a gentleness, he helps Peter learn a few tricks here and there about being a vigilante. Now imagine some awesome imagery:  Diego is a bit jealous that Peter’s billionaire philanthropist dad actually cares about Peter as a person and not the hero he could be. 

Stephen and Tony adopt Peter’s older brother Diego because reasons. 

Tony meets Klaus and he cries a bit for him and with him and wants to protect him cos he’s sees himself. Klaus’ facial hair is also on point tho

When Peter hears that Grace was hurt, knowing how much she meant to Diego he asks Tony to fix her. Guys…Tony and machines! Machines who raised him, who kept him from being lonely.  Imagine Grace waking up and Tony asking: What’s your purpose? Grace: To take care of my children. To make sure they are well looked after, fed, and well. To love them. To know they are loved I know they don’t all know that but Diego knows Grace loves him, okay? Tony gives her all the upgrades and a better system so she can have a bit more free will.

Stephen and Five actually getting along intellectually and cos Stephen has time traveled before??? Plus Tony and Stephen each have their own fancy coffee machines with the best imported coffee???? Five is in caffeine heaven???

Pepper, Happy, and Rhodey convince Vonya that being the ‘normal’ one isn’t a bad thing.