i love it when imogen channels her gay rage

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

Lynchian

if i’m not constantly distracted i’m going to feel an emotion and cry

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

The distinction:

Galaxy brain indicates intelligience of something (can go in either direction)

Pooh indicates level of refinement and/or pretentiousness

Red Eyes Guy indicates level of appeal to personal taste

Galaxy brain: Logos

Pooh: Pathos

Eyes guy: Ethos

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

always nice to see someone found their post embedded in a buzzfeed article and decided to make some bank

world heritage post

women make fun of 3in1 shower gel because theyre jealous boys get to smell like glacier samurai

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

When a coworker asks you to cover their shift

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

God I wish that were me

*takes a bullet for the cheetah girls*

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

protect bisexual boys

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

One of the greatest scenes in Reality TV history.

"Me irl" Shut up. Shut the fuck up..... repost the meme and GO 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬

i keep seeing people say “why would you leave this in the tags” but the alternative is to actually comment on someones post and i thought we all collectively decided that was a bad idea years ago

“why did you leave this in the tags” because it would be obnoxious otherwise

its dem boys………..

nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you 

most stories about supernatural entities working with humans portray the supernatural entity as either a stuffy asshole with a superiority complex, or a clumsy idiot whose lack of familiarity with human culture and utilities is played for laughs, or a combination of the two, but what i really want to see for once is a simple buddy/family comedy dynamic. that’s all.

angel: wait, so you only have TWO eyes? and you use just those two to see all eleven dimensions AND (list of colors that don’t exist in the human language)? that must be SO exhausting. i’m impressed.

human: uh, no. i can’t see any of those things. just objects within the visible light spectrum. and i’m short-sighted, so even that depends on how far they are away from me.

angel: *nodding sympathetically* my cousin raziel is colorblind too

human: everyone has tried to sing all the parts of bohemian rhapsody on their own at the same time at least once in their life

eldritch monster: what, like it’s hard? *unhinges all 7 of their jaws to perform a pitch-perfect rendition of queen’s bohemian rhapsody (including the instrumentals)*

human: *softly* holy shit

all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie