“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”
“kobeni doing 9/11 by accident” is the funniest thing my busted ass brain has come up with in a minute and now it’s gonna harangue me all day like brain tinnitus
me and the bestie doing 9/11
the fact that youre implicating kobeni in this at all shows that you were not immune to powerganda
I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself
grimesdidthat
Isn’t boomerang like.. free?
She can’t afford it
I can’t afford it
the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore
trans-girls-who-eat-subway
i want subway
Ive got a footlong right here, nya!
do you think the silver tree nursery person is still making ooak dolls. im interested in purchasing her
im so serious i need her in my arms right now
yeah i just found it out two seconds ago out of pure curiosity. heres the link to the fb page and to the now mostly defunct website
Oh i remember this thing! my ex bought one of them and he throws it down the stairs all the time
you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream
what if life could be NIGHTMARE
I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid
oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.
It’s not a fuckijg contest
INSECTS ATTACK
🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳
idk why but there is something unusually funny to me about Will Wood using social media extremely sparingly but making an exception to post this long ass rant about how much he hates the Netflix Wednesday show on his youtube community page
he looks like an animated rat with a brooklyn accent "i could get yooshed ta thish"
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
