The correct response to some old geezer demanding to see your daughter's genitals is to break their nose.
every single character in dndads is this kind of protag
Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
hi!! for the art request if you could do something black clover maybe? I watched the new movie recently and have been in a mood for them. asta is my favorite and I'm a sucker for any black bulls art but I love all of them so really anything you want to do 😊 thank you so much!!
oooh I haven’t seen the new movie yet! i miss black clover I’m behind with a lot of the material haha here’s an asta and noelle!
Finral: Asta, I need you to fill out another paper. This time do it correctly.
Asta: Why?
Finral: You put "pizza" as your gender. Pizza isn't a gender.
Asta: But everyone wants a piece of me!
Tabata made a character who was canonically a bird for about 500 years and didn't even retain any bird mannerisms. It's a tragedy I tell you, a tragedy.
"Why did the previous person who filled this role leave?"
Twitter went down the same day that the much-anticipated LEGO Monkie Kid zine, Megapolis Mania, was supposed to open preorders via Twitter. The zine’s release has been postponed because of this.
It seems as if even LEGO Monkie Kid fan projects can’t have a normal release.
Whenever I see the light dragon I say "Oh hang on it's the wife." I then proceed to launch up to her from the nearest tower. Skydive to land on her head. Run down her spine to collect shards. Run back to her head. Smooch her on the nose. Fire an arrow into her horn then leap off to skydive after the falling piece. Grab it midair and land safely on the ground. Looking back I say "Thanks honey see you later" then proceed to go about whatever I was doing like that was no biggie.
Just got the whole Yiga set and love how you can talk to the Yiga now!
I have to say—I assume the intention of the TOTK devs for players encountering their first Evermean was for them to just be strolling in the wood and then get jumpscared by a tree, which is all well and good. However, my first Evermean encounter, in which I was just trying to take a picture of a firefly and my camera suddenly locked onto the tree behind it instead with a message reading, “Evermean”, left me standing there in silence with a sense of dread creeping over me at the realization that there were hidden threats all around me that I’d never have noticed before, which I think we can safely say is way scarier.