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△Somber Of A Teenage Dirtbag▽

@somberofateenagedirtbag

Hey guays, f4f <3 This is my new blog, I kinda just use it when I feel sad, but I promise I don't post too much depressing shit 🙈
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When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

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My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.

OMG SHAAAAAADE BITCH 🌸💅🏼💋

anyone else have that classic middle school experience™ where you lost a nice pen and you saw someone else using it a day later and they’d never used it before so you asked them where they got their pen and they hesitated but then they said “from my house” and you didn’t have any evidence so you couldn’t accuse them of stealing it from you but you always knew deep down

this happened to me except I had my mom write my name on the inside of the bit you screw off to get at the ink, specifically for this reason, so when I found this girl with my pen I dragged her over to the teacher and when she tried to blow it off I had proof and I loved it because I was a vindictive 5th grade bitch

that’s wild