The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

Grad school shared housing rules were “winner gets to add a rule to the next round” and honestly things got violent.

If you lost your teenage years to mental illness and/or trauma, I just want you to know that you did not "miss out on the best years of your life" and that it isn't actually too late for you to have fun, explore yourself and grow into the person you want to be. There's still plenty of time for all of that. I promise.

same goes for your 20s

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

"Do you like the color of the sky?"

"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

literally obsessed with the way that online friendships vary from fond strangers to good friends to siblings to could probably be in love if there weren’t an ocean and god knows how many timezones between us

Maruti Bitamin on Instagram

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

horses' rocks? the rocks in horses?? horse rocks???

Oh right. The rocks. The rocks specifically chosen to go in the horse’s stomach. Horse’s rocks.

oh you missed the best part

her twitter is a goldmine

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.

More exquisite paintings by Stuart Dunkel

2021 addition :-)

This is just so powerful

The Emperor is not interested in what the Hunter and Kikimora are literally gnawing at each other for pleasing him?

tumblr is a website where you can see posts like “gender roles are a social construct and they’re not real” and “the stock market is just astrology for men” followed by “he is my boy girlfriend” reblogged by the same person in a span of two minutes. like how do you not see the irony of it all 

OP it’s actually very simple. gender isn’t real except for when it’s funny.

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

@clockworkrobotic

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

Congratz to Song In-hwa and her girlfriend!

FYI, her 'weed scandal' was something that happened in 2013.

men that make you wanna put them in a container with a stick and a leaf with holes poked in the lid so they can breathe

shattered glass but nothing about the characters personalities change whatsoever

evil optimus prime still makes bad puns and plays basketball good guy starscream still really wants to kill megatron ect ect ect

A tiny northern girl tries to play with a puppy. A small bells is sewn on the girl’s clothes so that parents can hear where the child is. 

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People that are like “climate change is worsening and all of humanity is going to deserve it” should realize how kind of evil and insane of a thing that is to say Like, no actually, the masses of people in the world that are impoverished, homeless, poor and working paycheck to paycheck to survive, plus the masses of indigenous folks, POC, queer and religious minorities trying to survive the trauma of generations of industrialization & colonization DON’T deserve to go extinct over the actions of a few dozen oil executives and an economic system we have no control over, especially when we’re doing all that we can for a safer healthier planet wtf

The lives of 7 billion humans do not deserve extinction over the actions of very few oil companies destroying the planet, don’t say shit like that.