Hey, buddy. Down here. You can control my gay ass using WASD (or arrrow keys).

i am so goddamn high rn  i just legit pressed the wasd keys to see if mister kind of a big deal here would do a gay little dance for me or something

discord venting channel with a mikage souji bot that tells you to go deeper every few lines and then tells you you have no choice but to revolutionize the world when you're done

My favorite quote from any movie critic ever is from Roger Ebert, who once said “The Borg Queen looks like no notion of sexy I have ever heard of, but inspires me to keep an open mind”

i thought this was a joke, but. uh. nope.

Let's all go to McDonald's and ask if they have the White Gilgamesh. The spirit of Enkidu will rise up from the underworld and with his rage rend the sky in two, cause mountains to shiver away in fear, dry up the canals and marshes, and split the earth into a thousand canyons!

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He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter

Thinking of that picture of the fennec sitting like it’s people.

Just chillin’

i turned down a threesome with 2 hot guys because i had to do a system update on my nintendo 3ds

i shouldve taken the threesome.

My "Yes I have interiority" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already anwered by my T-shirt.

The "no i don't have interiority" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

My "yes I have interiority, no not the person wearing me, I'm a sentient shirt" shirt has people asking a lot of the questions that the shirt can understand but is tragically incapable of responding to

Cervitaur druid design for Wick// Thank you so much//

i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds

that said. there exists no hardware on which a polygon could possibly look worse

oohhgghh thats the stuff right there

Various Wikipedia pages that have been “salted” (prevented from ever being created) [1/?]

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

So I tried to draw a geometric version of this and ended up with

playig botw2... so cool..............................