I have this yearly tradition with my grandfather where I gift him the Necronomicon for Christmas, but the day after when I awake from a comfortable slumber the tome appears within my bedside drawer. And just as surely as the accursed book appears within that wooden coffin, Grandfather appears increasingly changed. Just a fun little family tradition we have going
taught my dog to perform perfect iaijutsu technique and its ruining my life
I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing
Just pure rapture
what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car
1950s: i left my switch (knife) at my girls place
2023: i left my switch (gaming) at my girls place
what a period of devout horror we live within.
the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly
honestly we don't need more stem majors we need people who sit under bridges and attack you when you try to cross
deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing
this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt






