my brother said that one pic of werewolf nick looked like the live slug reaction so I had to make this
Hello! 😄👋🏻 how’s it going out there? this is- uhh- uh 🫥 we need help 😀 this is- uhh 🫥 we are counsellors at hackett’s 🤔 quarry 🤔 summer camp 😄👍🏻 and there’s been a horrible accident 😰 - attack - some stuffs. bad. here. 😬 we need your help 😀🤲🏻 there is a swarm 🐝 of bears 🐻😐 and they are evvverrryywhere 🫠 there’s these hunters too 😳 they seem to be shooting at the bears 🧐 but also at us? 🤨 um which is not good 🫡❌ and a few of our friends are hurt 😔 and um we’re in desperate need of help 😀 so please- imeantheres VICIOUS 👹 BEARS 🐻❗️and uhhh 🫥 weeee don’t know what to do 🙃 so please? 😇😭 come help us 🙏🏻 SOS 🆘 this is an emergency 🚨 S- Savee ourr ship? 🤔🚢 comee onn down 🤪🤩 pleasehelpus 😀👍🏻
Something about characters who make really shitty immature jokes to cover up for their crippling fear of rejection really speaks to me
me as soon as dylan and ryan were in a 5 foot distance of each other
Eliza: You didn’t find any of the cards? My cards? Look harder. If you don’t help me, how can I help you? We’re supposed to be friends.
Me, just trying to keep everyone alive:
why they always got the bitch with one hand opening doors
dylan: i heard a noise :((
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OK BUT Dylan has insane constitution. Not only does it canonically take him like a full two hours longer to turn than anyone else but he doesn't black out or lose consciousness once when he loses his hand.
"oh it was the shock" That doesn't explain why it takes him so long to get infected. Ya know what does? His endurance being off the fucking charts. He's got so much willpower and physical resilience the infection literally couldn't take over any faster than the slow-ass speed it did.
If he were a fighting-videogame character he'd be one of the tanks with 600 more HP than any other character. He's a full on defensive tank which makes sense since he's jumping in front of people like a meat shield.
If he was a D&D character he'd have +5 Constitution and goddamn natural poison resistance.
I just know it takes him like eight shots of vodka to even feel a buzz, and if he stopped there, he wouldn't even be hungover in the morning. This man is HARDY.
He can canonically, get his hand sawn or blown off, and then stands up after it. He may not have much offensive output but this man could take a beating, he would not go down fast.
And all of this is made 1000x funnier since he moves his body like an elongated Muppet. He WILL hide behind you even though an injury would hurt him way less than it would hurt you. Goofy-ass wiggly bitch could drink you under the table and he has the audacity to say shit like "I'm squishy".
Maybe on the outside but not on the inside. 🤌🤌🤌
"promise me you will survive, that you will never give up, not matter what happens, no matter how hopeless, promise me now, and never let go of that promise"
Art to go with @siixofdoves fic!
You can read it here-
an everywhere of silver // a six of crows big bang fic
wesper, multi-chapter, mature
The Titanic might be one of the most impressive things Wylan had ever seen, but it was not The Ship of Dreams to him like it was to everyone else. It was a one way ticket to a life he did not want. He felt like screaming.
a very big thank you to @kindness-ricochets and @solarpqwer for betaing this fic, you both made it a lot better than it originally was, and I’ve loved hearing your thoughts on everything. another thank you to @verdiris for being the amazing artist for this fic <3. And thank you for organising this big bang @sixofcrowsbb
People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
The clearest picture of the sun ever recorded!
The Sun is not made of fire, its energy comes from nuclear fusion to its heart, where the temperature exceeds 15 million degrees and the pressure is immense. It melts hydrogen atoms, turning them into helium, releasing energy in the form of light and heat in the process.
Every second, it converts 600 million tonnes of hydrogen into 596 million tonnes of helium, the 4 million tonnes of missing matter is converted into energy - a process that will continue for the next 5 billion years.
Photo cred : Jason Guenzel
Soft carpet...