That’s a whole lot of fucking tumblr

*logs into tumblr* there better not be any tumblr in here

*logs out of tumblr to find the place deserted*

oh fuck

(you can never log out of tumblr)

you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

*wakes up in a puddle of tumblr fluid, staring at the word “tumblr”*