Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9
[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid
Thats me scared because i found the witches hut
These next few are me running
[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid
Thats me scared because i found the witches hut
These next few are me running
“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
this is about what I would expect from the author of Azumanga Daioh writing a Sailor Moon doujin
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
this is about what I would expect from the author of Azumanga Daioh writing a Sailor Moon doujin
my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act
Daddy Electric is Bill Nye's cousin
I want this to be real I want it to be real so badly
Well If you just donate to my kickstarstfhsujfmsnckd hblb fnvlcb m
Poor dear... Walked right into an electric daddy
my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act
Daddy Electric is Bill Nye's cousin
I want this to be real I want it to be real so badly
Well If you just donate to my kickstarstfhsujfmsnckd hblb fnvlcb m
Poor dear... Walked right into an electric daddy
whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.
Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.
these percentages are optimistic and may not reflect reality
you guys have got to try living . its ugly but theres no other option
don't wanna
didnt ask dont care surrender to the tide of life and allow it to wash over you in all its imperfect and profound beauty
spicing up conversations by saying 'you really believe in that' at the most basic inane things
like this
I was trying to bore my 4 y.o. grandsone to sleep last night by counting slowly outloud 1 to 200. Around 170 he asks "are you just making stuff up?"








