reblogging SPECIFICALLY for the End Note which is widely applicable
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
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OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.
rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did
Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations
In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.
oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them
okay i need to go to the Monterrey Bay Aquarium as soon as humanly possible
people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be
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I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Do the damn thang Roger!
River
Roger and the power of three point one million notes.
you can't really place all the blame for bad female character design on artists because a lot of that comes from higher up the chain of command, which is something I learned the hard way when a client had me draw breasts and eyelashes on a wasp so that it was obvious she's a girl wasp
Op I'm so sorry but I had to immortalise the vision this post gave me
I can't post the actual art here but it's actually uncanny how close the second image is to what it looked like
i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot
you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching
reblog and put in the tags: how can people from your country tell what region you’re from ? ( ex: the way you pronounce certain words, superstitions, specific behaviors etc. )
i’m doing hot girl shit. *rewatches the same show/movie for the 87654th time*
Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?
It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this
guy in 4000bc about to invent wine: i love trampling these stupid purple fruit into smithereens and selling the juice that's been all over my feet to unsuspecting suckers. i bet if i waited for several months first it'd be even easier
tbh i kinda hate the "lol tumblr users are old and thats why we're in pain" jokes
like. no. you arent old, youre fucking 30, and if youre in constant pain there is something wrong and you may be able to actually DO something about it if you acknowledge it!!!!
like yeah the only medical care a lot of people have access to is worse than useless but instead of pretending its fine and normal we could be sharing resources and figuring shit out!!!
this is super important
I'm a lot older than 30, and my history includes motorcycle accidents, getting shot, tearing tendons, breaking bones, dislocating a shoulder, etc
yet I only feel pain when I do things that I can easily avoid, neglect to do mobility work after hard physical activity, use bad ergonomics, or just do something stupid
if you're relatively young and feeling pain unrelated to a physical injury, talk to someone who's an expert in physiology or physical therapy
if you have good health insurance, get thee to a doctor or a physical therapist who can diagnose what's going on and put you on a treatment or maintenance program
living with unnecessary pain can lead to or mask chronic illness