lol twitter is on fire so i’m gonna make a new tumblr soon and link it for the like 2-3 people who might remember me and wanna follow me lol xoxoxo
Tomorrow maybe I will prepare my favourite dish, Rice With Ingredient
This! Or I might mix it up and make…Noodle With Ingredient!!
I’ve been fucking around with Potato With Ingredient lately
genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die
STRAY CAT YAY
Oh my god i didn't think this would blow-🅰️
Not to get serious about a meme, but Morbius should have been a comedy. The idea of vampirism being the only way to cure a chronic illness is extremely funny. Imagine being in a support group with this goth guy and one day he's like "Ummm... hi guys... I'm not going to be coming to meetings anymore :/" and you're like "Aww, why not, Morbius?" and he. Sorry I can't finish this I wrote the word Morbius one too many times and started laughing too hard to continue
“ASHASHASHOWATSHAASHHASHOWSHAHSHWOSGAHWHSHAWATTOSHAGWSHA”
april fools are actually the perfect encapsulation of why tumblr is the best social media site because they are almost without fail borderline site breaking in a way any other site would be scared to do for fear of hurting engagement. which tumblr doesn't need to worry about because they don't get any of that anyway. hence the current april fools joke
sorry can you say that again i can’t quite hear
I trust this man and his wares. Look at that fine suit, that elegant bow tie, that well fed and healthy figure. He clearly knows his wines.
…sommeowlier
i have mastered the art of stressing out and not caring whatsoever simultaneously
"stop overthinking" oh thanks never knew there was an on and off switch to this shit
A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.
This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.
So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.
He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.
Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.
nancybotwinning
asgardreid
You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.
killbenedictcumberbatch
chaotic good
chaotic frustrated
You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else
[ID: a three panel meme. In the first panel, a man sits on a bed and holds a book labelled “what sweet dreams are made of”. In the second panel, they point at the inside of the book, which reads: “this”. The third panel is a close-up of his face. Next to it says: who am I to disagree /End ID]