these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.
these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions
Thank the Lord someone understands
if you gave a gnome popcorn he’d kick his little heels together with every bite but if you told him they made a candied version called moose munch he’d start breakdancing on his pointed cap like a top
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
My tang dynasty yunnan province gas
Bro i promise this one will be different trust me it’s a different strain bro please *30 mins later* *pacing around* The court eunuchs are deceiving me
hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯
microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight
I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
So many of these are really good
I was positive that was a fake story but. Looks like there was just straight up a sniper in Brooklyn for a few months
you were positive it was fake bc you’re not from here
Man sees crab for the first time.
does he...
Some fucking
pulls up
Frog Illustration Detail from “The Thinking Book” by Adelaide Hall, illustration by Dagmar Wilson, c. 1970.
Somewhere in the deep ocean theres a guy but you will never meet him
bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth in inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.
