love is stored in the cow!

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

*wears a gigantic t-shirt* the shape and size of my body is a secret :-)

being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/

no. recognize your milf potential

Hereditary (2018) / Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster

Goalkeepers’ balls get photoshopped into cats.

This is so natural. Like i didn’t question it

the sense of accomplishment you get from watching video essays and listening to podcasts about the creative process instead of actually creating is like the purest form of crack

Sleeping Cat. Ivory, 19th century, Japan [2100x1600]

I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.

its bedtime post Sleepers

*forms an emotional bond with the horse i’m riding on the carousel*

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

Whenever I see Kylie Jenner I think about how fucked up life is. Like how much of a joke it is.

I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.

Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating.  It’s also why procrastination, even though it’s often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues.