i saw this on imgur and well, even if something like this is going around on tumblr already it is important.

link to imgur post

I really actually fuck with this.

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

I once swore I had a conversation with Tinker Bell about how loud I was peeing while I was in the bathroom 😂

Follow this link to find a short clip and analysis that considers intersections of privilege and colonialism.

Can never reblog this enough

Especially the first map…Ethiopia alone is unconquered.

I’ve seen the second image more than any.

They’ll say “look at Africa, they’re savages. They kill people and kidnap there people. Black on Black Crime ran by Black people” if only they understood that Europe has Fucked up the motherland causing Africa’s (over exaggerated*) pain.

*= Europe also over exaggerates the pain of Africa to inflict their White Man’s Burden.

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

dat sass in the last gif holy fuck

THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON SMILING

Last night I went on yik yak and posted the eggplant emoji until they were the only yaks on the feed. Today I went to check it and it turns out I’ve been suspended for the next 12995 days. Or in simpler terms, the next 35.6 years.

I will tell this story to my grand children. And on July 5th, 2050 I will return with more eggplant emojis.

someome on facebook literally complained about the puppy bowl how do you 

fucking

complain

about

the fucking

P U PPY BOWL?????????????? i dnot g e t it??

also:

let’s not forget about kitty halftime show if you complain about the puppy bowl you’re wrong

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

why is everyone so mean. How aren’t you tired

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with “please, Mom?” I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something. Anyways, my point is that every family should hqve a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that.

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma