#if you said this to me in person we'd be married immediately

Jade, you have no idea what you've just done.

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No offense, but have you considered Gloves?

Lol i’m hand beading on leather and unfortunately gloves are too bulky for me to use with such small beads

Ah dang. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you at least have bandages

No offense, but have you considered Gloves?

Who honestly wouldn't want to date you Jade?

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I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

So you like being hypnotized?

Maybe you should like or reblog this post.

That might let me know that you want me to dm you.

And you might be giving me permission to hypnotize you.

Who knows? Maybe these things will happen.

There's only one way to find out if it will, isn't there?

You know what to do.

I no longer bother serving you off normal size plates baby! I just bring you a whole family size try one after another till you're satisfied!

I love you so much

POV: you show up for your date and she's way fatter than you expected 🐷

....Oops

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

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SORRY I NEED THIS

With how much I’m stressed about money I really need to find some🙏🏾

Yall better not be fuckin lyin to me.

!!!

Why chance it?

I got my money when i reblogged this last time.

Let’s go for round 2

Lord please 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Inshallah yes!

Lord please let me locate my fiance’s missing wallet

Fingers crossed!

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal

Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not

I think the first one I ever read was I had pasta for breakfast back when I was like 12 maybe?

Reblog if you are a fat, pathetic gluttonous pig who can’t stop shoving food into their fucking mouth

Or if you wanna be one

🐖Oink🐖

Oink oink

And I’m proud of it. Oink!🐷🐷🐷

Oink oink

I can oink, sure, but if you take real good care of me, I’ll squeal hehe~

I don't even want to be able to stand due to how huge I am.

Maybe I’m a bit different here. But where’s my feeders who want to nourish their feedees? I’m tired of the same tropes of “I’m going to feed you junk and fast food until you die.”

What about the feeders who want to dote on and fill their feedees with food made with love? If I had a cute fatty, I’d cook all day for them! Making them meals that not only fatten them up, but keep them healthy (well considering). Then lots and lots of cuddles and love in between 🥰.

Why isn’t this a thing?

Hi as a feeder i believe in balanced meals made with love and/or wellness in mind 👏🏾👏🏾

Well now you've just made me hungrier @giantffa

Reblog this and tell me about your favorite non kink hobby please

DnD, gaming, and watching anime. Speaking of, do you play DnD Jade?

folks just dont stuff themselves silly and send me pics like they use to 🥲😪

Oh, I never really thought that you wanted that. It seemed like harassment

Would you like us to send you some pics?